# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 179
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2013, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3561 "2013-09-01T16:25:04Z")
Hey, chowching, a very merry unbirthday to you! Was that okay? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2013, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3562 "2013-09-01T20:24:59Z")
> [@chowching](#): > > Would someone be kind enough to greet me happy un-birthday? Can I do it three posts later? ---
**Author:** ![Girlundone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/919ad9/32.png) [@Girlundone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girlundone)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2013, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3563 "2013-09-01T20:40:41Z")
Happy un-birthday, how un-old are you? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2013, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3564 "2013-09-02T02:34:37Z")
Is anyone else thinking of the Uncola? ---
**Author:** ![Girlundone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/919ad9/32.png) [@Girlundone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girlundone)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2013, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3565 "2013-09-02T03:50:09Z")
How can you be thinking of the Uncola at a time like this?! ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2013, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3566 "2013-09-02T04:05:13Z")
You mean 11am? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2013, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3567 "2013-09-02T10:23:13Z")
What time do you eat lunch? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2013, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3568 "2013-09-02T13:29:40Z")
Do you ever, while pondering the ways of the morn, think to save just a bit, just a drop in the horn, to pour in the evening or late afternoon, or during the night when we’re shining the moon? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2013, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3569 "2013-09-02T14:09:34Z")
But aren’t those who dream by day more cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2013, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3570 "2013-09-02T14:59:22Z")
Would it be sword of condescending to change this to a knight theme? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2013, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3571 "2013-09-02T15:05:44Z")
What can it mean to a daydream believer? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2013, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3572 "2013-09-02T15:15:21Z")
That he missed the last train to Clarksville? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2013, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3573 "2013-09-02T15:19:44Z")
Is there adventure to be found at Clarksville my dear Sancho? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2013, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3574 "2013-09-02T18:53:22Z")
Are we up for a quantity of quixotic questions? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2013, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3575 "2013-09-02T19:09:24Z")
Wouldn’t that just be tilting at windmills? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2013, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3576 "2013-09-02T20:09:13Z")
Isn’t that better than tilting at pinball? ---
**Author:** ![Girlundone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/919ad9/32.png) [@Girlundone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girlundone)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2013, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3577 "2013-09-03T02:48:54Z")
Have you ever seen anything like him in any amusement hall? That deaf, dumb, and blind kid who sure plays a mean pinball? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2013, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3578 "2013-09-03T03:27:26Z")
Wouldn’t he rather play a kind pinball? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2013, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3579 "2013-09-03T03:28:35Z")
Didn’t he disable the machine? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2013, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3580 "2013-09-03T12:21:04Z")
What was his Bally handicap? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=178) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=180)