# Questions Only

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2013, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3641 "2013-09-07T03:05:29Z")

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Would the customer come first?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2013, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3642 "2013-09-07T15:39:22Z")

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Does she deliver?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2013, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3643 "2013-09-07T16:25:48Z")

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Natural or cesarean?

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**Author:** ![Girlundone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/919ad9/32.png) [@Girlundone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girlundone)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2013, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3644 "2013-09-07T16:30:12Z")

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Isn’t cesarean a cut above?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2013, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3645 "2013-09-07T16:44:44Z")

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Like a 6’9" barber?

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**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2013, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3646 "2013-09-07T17:06:08Z")

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What’s not to like?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2013, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3647 "2013-09-07T17:06:44Z")

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Ike?

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**Author:** ![Girlundone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/919ad9/32.png) [@Girlundone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girlundone)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2013, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3648 "2013-09-07T17:54:47Z")

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As in Ike and Tina?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2013, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3649 "2013-09-08T01:13:13Z")

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Did you know that Ike beat Tina to death?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2013, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3650 "2013-09-08T02:29:00Z")

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Then how come she’s still alive and he’s not?

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**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2013, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3651 "2013-09-08T14:10:26Z")

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Isn’t that why they say karma is a bitch?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2013, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3652 "2013-09-08T15:15:30Z")

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Does she have a sister named Ida?

> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> Did you know that Ike beat Tina to death?

> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> Then how come she’s still alive and he’s not?

(Because he got there first, just like I said. ;))

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2013, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3653 "2013-09-08T15:51:29Z")

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Why do people keep besmirching the memory of the 34th President?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2013, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3654 "2013-09-08T15:55:06Z")

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Someone’s smooching with the president?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2013, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3655 "2013-09-08T17:17:56Z")

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Are you referring to Kay Summersby?

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**Author:** ![Girlundone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/919ad9/32.png) [@Girlundone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girlundone)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2013, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3656 "2013-09-08T21:28:09Z")

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Is it just me, or does the idea of smooching with Eisenhower sound less than sexy?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2013, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3657 "2013-09-08T21:33:58Z")

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Would you rather have kissed Ike Turner?

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**Author:** ![Girlundone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/919ad9/32.png) [@Girlundone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girlundone)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2013, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3658 "2013-09-08T21:46:04Z")

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Would it suffice to say that I’d rather have a root canal?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2013, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3659 "2013-09-09T12:24:40Z")

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So, no oral?

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**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2013, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3660 "2013-09-09T13:14:10Z")

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Why would oral be taken off the menu?

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