# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 186
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2013, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3701 "2013-09-13T14:29:39Z")
Siriusly? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2013, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3702 "2013-09-13T14:35:08Z")
Tell me, does Luna lovegood? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2013, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3703 "2013-09-13T14:52:45Z")
Does she let you explore her chamber of secrets? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2013, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3704 "2013-09-13T14:58:03Z")
Was the sorcerer stoned? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2013, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3705 "2013-09-13T15:25:04Z")
Is a hirsute jar maker a hairy potter? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2013, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3706 "2013-09-13T15:30:17Z")
Is that jar maker hagridden? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2013, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3707 "2013-09-13T22:21:35Z")
Does Hermione let every wizard Slytherin? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2013, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3708 "2013-09-13T22:25:11Z")
Are you suggesting she’s free with her Charms? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2013, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3709 "2013-09-13T22:33:43Z")
Could she be just a Dumblewhore? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2013, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3710 "2013-09-13T22:40:29Z")
Does she shake everybody’s wand? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2013, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3711 "2013-09-13T22:43:33Z")
Does she moan like Myrtle? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2013, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3712 "2013-09-13T22:55:20Z")
What does she do with an Engorgio spell? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2013, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3713 "2013-09-13T23:09:05Z")
Weasley her way into your pants? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2013, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3714 "2013-09-13T23:12:41Z")
Is she expecto-ing, and will there be a patronumity suit? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2013, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3715 "2013-09-13T23:14:43Z")
Does she do it Hippogriff style? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2013, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3716 "2013-09-13T23:24:25Z")
Is she guilty of malfoysance? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2013, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3717 "2013-09-13T23:34:30Z")
If her vagina were a horcrux, would you destroy it? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2013, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3718 "2013-09-14T02:34:57Z")
What, you think I should Filch her Mundungus? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2013, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3719 "2013-09-14T02:55:15Z")
Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see her? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2013, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3720 "2013-09-14T11:56:51Z")
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