# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 187
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2013, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3721 "2013-09-14T17:52:49Z")
Are you at it with the Erecto spell again? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2013, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3722 "2013-09-14T18:06:43Z")
Where’d you put the Sorting Hat? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2013, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3723 "2013-09-15T02:32:08Z")
Isn’t it in the room of requirement with the flying sousaphones? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2013, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3724 "2013-09-15T02:35:38Z")
Are you being Sirius or Riddikulus? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2013, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3725 "2013-09-15T02:39:21Z")
Did Dumbledore tell you to ask me that? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2013, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3726 "2013-09-15T02:41:33Z")
Is this a Swiftie that Tom riddled? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2013, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3727 "2013-09-15T04:24:14Z")
Oops, dont’cha know I almost asked a question someone else asked? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2013, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3728 "2013-09-15T13:52:27Z")
Down’tcha? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2013, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3729 "2013-09-15T14:10:58Z")
Has that ever happened before? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2013, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3730 "2013-09-15T14:46:42Z")
Wouldn’t it have to happen after? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2013, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3731 "2013-09-15T14:59:41Z")
Couldn’t it happen during? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2013, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3732 "2013-09-15T15:14:10Z")
Wouldn’t that rip open the space-time continuum? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2013, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3733 "2013-09-15T15:27:30Z")
Do you have your chronosynclastic infundibulum ready? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2013, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3734 "2013-09-15T15:34:07Z")
I thought a towel was all I needed? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2013, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3735 "2013-09-15T15:55:19Z")
Are you a hoopy frood? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2013, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3736 "2013-09-15T15:58:57Z")
Is that like a hophead? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2013, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3737 "2013-09-15T18:19:24Z")
I was told there would be no math? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2013, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3738 "2013-09-15T18:36:34Z")
So you can’t sum up? ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2013, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3739 "2013-09-15T22:23:06Z")
Can he sum down or sideways, instead? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2013, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3740 "2013-09-15T22:29:14Z")
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