# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 193
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3841 "2013-09-27T14:03:58Z")
Did I lure you in? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3842 "2013-09-27T14:18:49Z")
Did you do that on porpoise? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3843 "2013-09-27T14:53:22Z")
Don’t be shellfish; won’t you reach into your crab-bag of jokes so we can eel with delight? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3844 "2013-09-27T16:20:17Z")
Do you think I’m being a koi? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3845 "2013-09-27T16:43:33Z")
While I don’t want to carp, aren’t you being a dab loose with your morays? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3846 "2013-09-27T22:18:24Z")
Has this thread become a turtle travesty? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3847 "2013-09-27T22:53:52Z")
Is it not this the great philosopher Punthagors tortoise, to pun extravagantly for others and not be sailfish about it? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3848 "2013-09-27T23:03:50Z")
Do you have to be a brain sturgeon to know the answer to that? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2013, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3849 "2013-09-28T00:54:26Z")
Isn’t going to school enough? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2013, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3850 "2013-09-28T01:37:42Z")
Isn’t it the rich sardine who has his own can? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2013, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3851 "2013-09-28T03:11:42Z")
Can I mullet over? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3852 "2013-09-29T15:18:44Z")
Did you mention it while whiting in your diary? ---
**Author:** ![Gladys\_Overnow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@Gladys\_Overnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gladys_Overnow)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3853 "2013-09-30T00:00:45Z")
Did you mean to type “writing”? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3854 "2013-09-30T00:27:46Z")
Did you read the last dozen or so fishy pun-filled questions before mine? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3855 "2013-09-30T01:42:29Z")
Maybe she’s Gladyts Overnow? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3856 "2013-09-30T03:10:22Z")
Is she related to Roger Wilco? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3857 "2013-09-30T12:09:46Z")
What’s your vector, Victor? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3858 "2013-09-30T16:28:16Z")
What’s the frequency, Kenneth? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3859 "2013-09-30T16:31:00Z")
Do you know the piece of cod which passeth understanding? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3860 "2013-09-30T16:31:21Z")
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