# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 196
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3901 "2013-10-01T15:30:06Z")
How about a sock in the colon? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3902 "2013-10-01T15:34:55Z")
Would you mind if I dash off? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3903 "2013-10-01T15:45:35Z")
What’s the point? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3904 "2013-10-01T15:49:10Z")
We’re on the 79th page of this thread, and all of a sudden you think we need a _point?_ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3905 "2013-10-01T15:53:09Z")
Did you know I’m getting a doctrine in Studies on the Family, and to get a degree I have to write a parenthesis? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3906 "2013-10-01T15:57:56Z")
Are you getting the third degree? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3907 "2013-10-01T16:02:39Z")
Would getting a professorial job with three degrees put me in a different tax bracket? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3908 "2013-10-01T16:03:28Z")
Have they gotten out the rubber hoses? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3909 "2013-10-01T16:06:11Z")
Or did they screw up the order like last time and break out the rubber noses? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3910 "2013-10-01T16:07:27Z")
Is it just the noses or did they go with the whole Groucho glasses? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3911 "2013-10-01T16:09:21Z")
How did that bear get into my pajamas anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3912 "2013-10-01T16:12:18Z")
Could it be Swordfish? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3913 "2013-10-01T16:17:13Z")
Isn’t that a bunch of horse feathers? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3914 "2013-10-01T16:20:30Z")
Could it be just monkey business instead? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3915 "2013-10-01T16:34:47Z")
Like a night in Casablanca? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3916 "2013-10-01T16:37:02Z")
Got any recipes for duck soup? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3917 "2013-10-01T16:37:50Z")
Or animal crackers? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3918 "2013-10-01T16:52:15Z")
Would you rather have a day at the races or a night at the opera? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3919 "2013-10-01T16:53:33Z")
Why are you harpoing on this? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3920 "2013-10-01T16:58:41Z")
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