# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 199
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2013, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3961 "2013-10-03T12:41:08Z")
Do constipated Eskimos get Polaroids? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2013, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3962 "2013-10-03T12:49:19Z")
How did it develop? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2013, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3963 "2013-10-03T12:50:46Z")
Do Aleut tailors make many arcticles of clothing? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2013, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3964 "2013-10-03T13:02:36Z")
Is an Eskimo comedian an Inu-wit? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2013, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3965 "2013-10-03T13:13:26Z")
Do they stick the snowflakes together with igloo? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2013, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3966 "2013-10-03T16:32:01Z")
If they light a fire for warmth in their kayak and it sinks, does that prove you can’t have your kayak and heat it too? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2013, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3967 "2013-10-03T16:51:21Z")
Does that just go to show what Yukon do if you try? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2013, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3968 "2013-10-03T17:14:12Z")
Even if you stab yourself with an icicle and die of cold cuts? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2013, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3969 "2013-10-03T17:18:05Z")
I don’t know. Could you eskimo knowledgeable person? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2013, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3970 "2013-10-03T17:21:05Z")
Say, do you suppose Mrs. Claus enjoys Santa’s North Pole, if you get my drift? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2013, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3971 "2013-10-03T17:26:02Z")
But can she really be satisfied with a guy who only comes once a year? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2013, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3972 "2013-10-03T17:26:31Z")
Do you speak North Polish? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2013, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3973 "2013-10-03T18:02:22Z")
Do you mean to say “Wesolych Swiat Bozego Narodzenia”? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2013, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3974 "2013-10-03T19:15:36Z")
Does that mean “Elves who sing are wrappers”? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2013, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3975 "2013-10-03T19:27:00Z")
Say, do you recall the time we dressed up as Victorian era Father Christmases, hitched a team of drunken reindeer to a beaten up sleigh, hitched a police siren to the back, and screeched through the streets of Reykjavic throwing coal at the children? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2013, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3976 "2013-10-03T19:29:43Z")
And didn’t we just love the reindeer, because every buck was deer to us? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2013, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3977 "2013-10-03T19:32:42Z")
Was that when they threw the stag party? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2013, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3978 "2013-10-03T19:35:02Z")
I thought you could only throw ball games? ---
**Author:** ![want2befree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/3e96dc/32.png) [@want2befree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/want2befree)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2013, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3979 "2013-10-03T19:35:13Z")
nm ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2013, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/3980 "2013-10-03T19:36:06Z")
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