# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 211
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2013, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4201 "2013-10-25T16:07:44Z")
What’s with all the infernal racket? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2013, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4202 "2013-10-25T17:36:42Z")
I’m playing tennis with Satan. Don’t I have to use an infernal racket? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2013, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4203 "2013-10-25T17:38:58Z")
What are you using for balls? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2013, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4204 "2013-10-25T17:41:42Z")
Would Atomic Fire Balls be proper? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2013, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4205 "2013-10-25T17:46:04Z")
Oh, come on, is that all yuggoth? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2013, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4206 "2013-10-25T17:47:49Z")
Hey … who’s the elder God here? You or me? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2013, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4207 "2013-10-25T17:48:21Z")
Shaggoth me, which is it? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2013, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4208 "2013-10-25T22:57:37Z")
Could it be nun? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2013, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4209 "2013-10-26T04:10:21Z")
How do you call Cthulhu - “Yoo hoo”? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2013, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4210 "2013-10-26T13:38:45Z")
Does Cthulhu drink chocolate soda? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2013, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4211 "2013-10-26T13:46:25Z")
Does he play with Cthulhu-hoops? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2013, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4212 "2013-10-26T14:42:07Z")
Or Cthulhula-hoops? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2013, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4213 "2013-10-26T14:47:56Z")
Or do elder gods watch movies of Cth-hulu? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2013, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4214 "2013-10-26T21:17:39Z")
If the sole resident of the sunken and accursed isle of R’lyeh doesn’t agree with a theory, does Cthulhu poo-poo? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2013, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4215 "2013-10-27T03:17:10Z")
If everyone were a zombie, what would they eat then? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2013, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4216 "2013-10-27T04:05:06Z")
Plants? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2013, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4217 "2013-10-27T12:54:18Z")
Each other? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2013, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4218 "2013-10-27T14:37:12Z")
[Zombie Chow](http://www.zombiechow.com/)? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2013, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4219 "2013-10-27T15:40:25Z")
Oo! Do they deliver? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2013, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4220 "2013-10-27T17:38:59Z")
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