# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 214
**Author:** ![Aquadementia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aquadementia/32/555_2.png) [@Aquadementia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aquadementia)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4261 "2013-11-06T15:50:23Z")
Are you calling her a communist? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4262 "2013-11-06T15:51:36Z")
Isn’t she more a Groucho Marxist? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4263 "2013-11-06T16:07:14Z")
Annie which way but loose? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4264 "2013-11-06T16:29:08Z")
And which way does the Heirloom? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4265 "2013-11-06T16:45:38Z")
Do girls come with one of those? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4266 "2013-11-06T17:13:06Z")
Is there a safe way to answer that question? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4267 "2013-11-06T19:29:31Z")
Why not live on the cutting edge of danger? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4268 "2013-11-06T19:30:27Z")
Because I’ll get cut? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4269 "2013-11-07T12:40:29Z")
How about a haircut? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4270 "2013-11-07T13:02:17Z")
Maybe just a trim? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4271 "2013-11-07T13:05:01Z")
Have you been wearing hirsute again? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4272 "2013-11-07T13:11:31Z")
Are you wigging out? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4273 "2013-11-07T13:20:34Z")
Didn’t you think there would be hell toupee? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4274 "2013-11-07T13:24:32Z")
Are you trying to get my goatee? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4275 "2013-11-07T13:26:50Z")
They didn’t tell you that I mustache you these questions? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4276 "2013-11-07T13:33:50Z")
So you’ve come to beard the lion in his den? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4277 "2013-11-07T15:14:42Z")
Must I comb through this thread for a witty question? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4278 "2013-11-07T15:32:36Z")
Did the fact that Lex lacks locks make him a sore Luthor? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4279 "2013-11-07T17:03:06Z")
Did Long John Silver make his men get crew cuts? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4280 "2013-11-07T17:12:44Z")
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