# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 218
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2013, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4341 "2013-11-16T01:55:23Z")
I don’t mean t’ pri-mate, but are you goin’ ape? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2013, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4342 "2013-11-16T16:21:52Z")
Are we reaching the ape-x of this thread? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2013, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4343 "2013-11-16T16:33:20Z")
What, you’re gibbon up? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2013, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4344 "2013-11-17T03:22:05Z")
You got a chimp on your shoulder? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2013, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4345 "2013-11-17T03:28:43Z")
Is that like having a monkey on your back? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2013, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4346 "2013-11-17T03:32:58Z")
Well, doesn’t it takes two to orang-utan-go? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2013, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4347 "2013-11-17T03:39:14Z")
Why stop at two? Isn’t le-mur the merrier? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2013, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4348 "2013-11-17T12:03:46Z")
But isn’t koalaty more important that quantity? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2013, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4349 "2013-11-17T14:56:34Z")
If Elvis went to the Far East, just south of China, would they have named him King Kong? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2013, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4350 "2013-11-17T19:41:51Z")
Do you hate every chimp you see from chimpan-A to chimpan-Z? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2013, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4351 "2013-11-18T00:35:56Z")
Or is he just a monkey’s uncle? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2013, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4352 "2013-11-18T13:11:17Z")
Is it true the sun will come up tamarin? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2013, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4353 "2013-11-18T14:39:58Z")
Anyone else feel like rewatching _Bananas_? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2013, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4354 "2013-11-18T14:41:49Z")
Does anyone besides Madame Pepperwinkle like _Lancelot Link: Secret Chimp_? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2013, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4355 "2013-11-18T15:06:01Z")
Always monkeyin’ around, ain’t ya? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2013, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4356 "2013-11-18T15:08:38Z")
Isn’t it like the old song, “Marmoset there’d be days like these”? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2013, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4357 "2013-11-18T15:16:32Z")
As for Madame Pepperwinkle and _Lancelot Link_, is she your prime mate? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2013, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4358 "2013-11-18T15:26:44Z")
Ah, lemur toujours! Don’t you know she’s simian I care a lot about? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2013, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4359 "2013-11-18T15:31:17Z")
Well, isn’t that chimply marvelous? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2013, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4360 "2013-11-18T15:35:32Z")
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