# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 219
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2013, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4361 "2013-11-18T15:36:52Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Isn’t it like the old song, “Marmoset there’d be days like these”? Is that you, [Marcel](http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.tvacres.com/images/marcel.gif&imgrefurl=http://www.tvacres.com/simians_monkeys_marcel.htm&h=163&w=203&sz=31&tbnid=WxRZND6oNuALaM:&tbnh=97&tbnw=121&zoom=1&usg=__GdWsysf4A5AaoZP1pox9byNzJXM=&docid=Mqn3UcGtmo2f2M&sa=X&ei=bzOKUui7A5e34APV6ICgAQ&ved=0CF0Q9QEwCA)? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2013, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4362 "2013-11-18T15:37:23Z")
Would you say you’re a real ba-boon to society? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2013, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4363 "2013-11-18T15:40:07Z")
Would you say you’re the whole magilla? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2013, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4364 "2013-11-18T16:38:45Z")
Will you please slow down before you give me a heart macaque? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2013, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4365 "2013-11-18T16:48:07Z")
Would it take a lot of vervet to make a pun on the dusky titi? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2013, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4366 "2013-11-19T02:45:38Z")
Does your post contain a missing link? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2013, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4367 "2013-11-19T03:17:48Z")
Hominid these ape jokes can we do? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2013, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4368 "2013-11-19T03:32:35Z")
If we keep this up, might might we evolve to a higher plane? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2013, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4369 "2013-11-19T03:39:07Z")
Would that make us Dar-winners? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2013, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4370 "2013-11-19T03:41:50Z")
Can you wait for my answer while I go turn down the heat under a big pot of chili simian in the pan? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2013, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4371 "2013-11-19T04:37:51Z")
What does one mean when one says homo erectus? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2013, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4372 "2013-11-19T04:53:30Z")
If you were a particular kind of primate with excellent distance vision, would you be a far-seer tarsier? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2013, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4373 "2013-11-19T06:30:04Z")
Why beat around the bush baby? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2013, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4374 "2013-11-19T13:14:41Z")
Is you make a monkey coffee, do you make sure its a capuchino? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2013, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4375 "2013-11-19T14:25:22Z")
Did you know they crossed an Indian monkey with a vine of the legume family and a plant with yellow cup-shaped flowers and named it a Rhesus Peanut Buttercup? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2013, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4376 "2013-11-19T14:47:57Z")
Would you relax with a cup of saki? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2013, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4377 "2013-11-19T19:00:55Z")
Wouldn’t you rather read him? > **[Saki](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H._H._Munro)** > > Hector Hugh Munro (18 December 1870 – 14 November 1916), better known by the pen name Saki and also frequently as H. H. Munro, was a British writer whose witty, mischievous and sometimes macabre stories satirize Edwardian society and culture. He is considered by English teachers and scholars a master of the short story and is often compared to O. Henry and Dorothy Parker. Influenced by Oscar Wilde, Lewis Carroll and Rudyard Kipling, he himself influenced A. A. Milne, Noël Coward and P. G. Wod... ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2013, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4378 "2013-11-19T19:26:10Z")
Is your favorite story by Saki “The Open Window”? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2013, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4379 "2013-11-19T19:42:20Z")
I haven’t read it - have you? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2013, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4380 "2013-11-19T20:04:02Z")
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