# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 227
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2013, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4521 "2013-12-06T03:19:10Z")
How can I even know? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2013, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4522 "2013-12-06T03:20:45Z")
Do you think therefore Siam? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2013, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4523 "2013-12-06T03:27:21Z")
What’s that elephant doing in here? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2013, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4524 "2013-12-06T03:27:39Z")
Would Dr. Seuss wax poetically, “Siam, I am”? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2013, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4525 "2013-12-06T03:28:41Z")
You mean the elephant in the room? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2013, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4526 "2013-12-06T03:39:16Z")
Don’t most elephants live outdoors, though? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2013, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4527 "2013-12-06T04:39:17Z")
Perhaps this is an elephant of a different color? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2013, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4528 "2013-12-06T15:00:42Z")
Oh, you’re seeing pink elephants now? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2013, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4529 "2013-12-06T15:35:15Z")
If your uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your uncle Jack off an elephant? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2013, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4530 "2013-12-06T15:38:16Z")
Who on earth is Uncle Jack? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2013, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4531 "2013-12-06T15:43:04Z")
Is that a no? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2013, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4532 "2013-12-07T05:20:50Z")
Would Uncle Jack really want me to say? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2013, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4533 "2013-12-07T09:22:27Z")
Is he the Jack who’s nipping at your nose? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2013, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4534 "2013-12-07T14:23:51Z")
Is Jack short for Jacqueline? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2013, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4535 "2013-12-07T15:57:57Z")
Is nose a euphemism for another body part? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2013, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4536 "2013-12-07T16:38:29Z")
Is it true that only the nose knows? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2013, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4537 "2013-12-07T16:54:47Z")
Isn’t it true that… the Shadow knows? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2013, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4538 "2013-12-07T18:30:38Z")
Jeez, why don’t you ask him already? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2013, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4539 "2013-12-07T18:52:35Z")
Do you have any idea how much it costs to travel to New York City in the 1940’s? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2013, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4540 "2013-12-08T03:12:39Z")
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