# Questions Only

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2013, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4541 "2013-12-08T04:10:36Z")

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Again with the Jack schtick?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2013, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4542 "2013-12-08T04:20:25Z")

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Isn’t that better than being beaten with an ugly schtick?

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**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2013, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4543 "2013-12-09T03:40:31Z")

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Or having an ugly schtick?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2013, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4544 "2013-12-09T03:44:25Z")

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Where do you want me to schtick it?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2013, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4545 "2013-12-09T16:49:16Z")

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Say, doesn’t Jack Schtick do those fundamentalist comics?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2013, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4546 "2013-12-09T17:39:59Z")

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So you’re saying that you do know Jack?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2013, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4547 "2013-12-09T17:44:32Z")

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Can you ever really know someone?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2013, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4548 "2013-12-09T17:45:52Z")

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Do you mean in the biblical sense?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2013, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4549 "2013-12-09T18:04:22Z")

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So would an admonishment to “Know thyself” be shorthand for “Go screw yourself”?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2013, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4550 "2013-12-09T18:06:43Z")

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Why, what else could it possibly mean?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4551 "2013-12-10T01:51:01Z")

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Then how about “Physician, heal thyself”?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4552 "2013-12-10T03:14:37Z")

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Doesn’t the AMA have rules against that?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4553 "2013-12-10T03:30:23Z")

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And do lawyers who represent themselves have only fools for clients?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4554 "2013-12-10T04:25:39Z")

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Doesn’t every axiom have at least a grain of truth to it?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4555 "2013-12-10T05:11:13Z")

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Whole wheat?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4556 "2013-12-10T13:15:16Z")

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Is that rye humor?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4557 "2013-12-10T13:55:34Z")

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Are you trying to get a rise out of me with this half-baked thread?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4558 "2013-12-10T14:01:28Z")

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Isn’t this the time of year for universal loaf of all mankind?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4559 "2013-12-10T14:09:13Z")

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It’s a real slice of life, innit?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4560 "2013-12-10T14:10:53Z")

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And it kneads no introduction, eh?

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