# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 230
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2013, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4581 "2013-12-11T16:32:04Z")
Did you hear about the gangland murderer they called the Mohel because he specialized in killing police detectives, that is to say, offing the dicks? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2013, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4582 "2013-12-11T18:15:46Z")
How many more murderous mohel jokes are there, anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2013, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4583 "2013-12-11T18:24:07Z")
The mo’ the hellier? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2013, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4584 "2013-12-11T20:24:12Z")
Moe’s a hellion? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2013, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4585 "2013-12-11T20:25:38Z")
Or was that Curly? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2013, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4586 "2013-12-11T20:31:05Z")
Ever do the Curly Shuffle? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2013, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4587 "2013-12-11T20:31:40Z")
Oh, a wise guy, eh? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2013, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4588 "2013-12-11T20:47:09Z")
What’s the big idea?! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2013, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4589 "2013-12-11T20:50:10Z")
Wait a minute! What’re you gonna do?" ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2013, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4590 "2013-12-11T20:52:09Z")
Hey, where’s your dignity? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2013, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4591 "2013-12-11T20:55:23Z")
You doin’ the elevator dance? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2013, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4592 "2013-12-11T20:59:16Z")
What are the steps? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2013, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4593 "2013-12-11T21:02:30Z")
You don’t know there ain’t no steps to an elevator? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2013, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4594 "2013-12-12T04:42:01Z")
Is that why Led Zeppelin sang “Elevator to Heaven”? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2013, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4595 "2013-12-12T13:01:14Z")
Isn’t that an uplifting song? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2013, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4596 "2013-12-12T14:37:39Z")
Don’t you find it a downer? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2013, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4597 "2013-12-12T14:50:44Z")
Did you know I worked out that the elevator operator must have been my father, because he brought me up? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2013, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4598 "2013-12-12T14:52:05Z")
Did he know how to push your buttons? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2013, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4599 "2013-12-12T15:00:37Z")
Hey, don’t you know that having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2013, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4600 "2013-12-12T15:01:27Z")
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