# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 232
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2013, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4621 "2013-12-13T17:47:37Z")
Well, this time of year wouldn’t you rather Noel? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2013, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4622 "2013-12-13T19:58:11Z")
Are you implying I might be a Coward? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2013, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4623 "2013-12-13T19:59:10Z")
Do you have Claus-trophobia? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2013, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4624 "2013-12-13T22:50:10Z")
Or have a Sandy Clause in your beach contract? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2013, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4625 "2013-12-14T01:43:27Z")
Is your belly shaking like a bowl full of jelly? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2013, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4626 "2013-12-14T15:06:55Z")
Maybe now I just have the shakes? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2013, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4627 "2013-12-14T15:08:16Z")
Is it an egg nog shake? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2013, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4628 "2013-12-14T15:42:33Z")
Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to dis a brie? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2013, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4629 "2013-12-14T15:44:02Z")
Should I dream of a white Christmas, or have a blue one? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2013, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4630 "2013-12-14T15:48:02Z")
Who am I to presume what it is Yule do? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2013, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4631 "2013-12-14T17:28:03Z")
Can’t we all have a cool Yule? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2013, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4632 "2013-12-14T23:31:33Z")
Did you know in Hawaii, they say “Mele Kalikimaka,” which means “Merry Christmas”? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2013, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4633 "2013-12-14T23:41:28Z")
– ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2013, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4634 "2013-12-15T00:40:55Z")
Have I ever mentioned how much I hate Hawaii? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2013, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4635 "2013-12-15T00:43:47Z")
How could anyone hate Hawaii? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2013, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4636 "2013-12-15T02:27:48Z")
You don’t wanna go back to your little grass shack? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2013, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4637 "2013-12-15T23:23:29Z")
Is he here today, gone to Maui? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2013, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4638 "2013-12-15T23:42:21Z")
Was he perhaps troubled by a son of a beach? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4639 "2013-12-16T00:15:49Z")
Or suffered indentured surfitude? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4640 "2013-12-16T04:18:51Z")
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