# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 233
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4641 "2013-12-16T05:02:24Z")
Really, doesn’t anyone care atoll? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4642 "2013-12-16T13:24:12Z")
If Gallifrey was actually Hawaii, would the show be called Doctor Oahu? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4643 "2013-12-16T14:56:37Z")
Wouldn’t that be poi-fect? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4644 "2013-12-16T14:57:25Z")
So, Hawaii feeling today? ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4645 "2013-12-16T15:00:02Z")
Did you get lei’d last night? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4646 "2013-12-16T15:00:06Z")
Could you be more sPacific? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4647 "2013-12-16T15:03:00Z")
Was your Honolulu Lulu a Lu-wow? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4648 "2013-12-16T15:11:35Z")
Y-orchidding me? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4649 "2013-12-16T15:13:24Z")
Or do you have to paddle your own Kahuna? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4650 "2013-12-16T15:20:11Z")
Hula do you think you are? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4651 "2013-12-16T15:30:48Z")
When the island became a state, did his adviser say, “Que sera, sera, Kameamea”? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4652 "2013-12-16T19:19:47Z")
When you landed safely there, would you say “Hallelujah, Honolulu”? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4653 "2013-12-16T19:39:21Z")
Or, if I’d made a killing at the races, “Hialeah Hallelujah, Kealakekua!”? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2013, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4654 "2013-12-17T02:31:38Z")
Or maybe you could surf more than the Internet? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2013, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4655 "2013-12-17T13:27:09Z")
Would you want a higher berth or aloha? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2013, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4656 "2013-12-17T14:12:38Z")
wouldn’t I need to get the lei of the land? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2013, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4657 "2013-12-17T14:17:20Z")
Would you pass me some more of that humuhumunukunukuapuaa? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2013, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4658 "2013-12-17T14:23:26Z")
Aren’t those protected? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2013, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4659 "2013-12-17T14:26:28Z")
Do you want the Kona silence? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2013, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4660 "2013-12-17T14:31:01Z")
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