# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 234
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2013, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4661 "2013-12-17T14:40:35Z")
What kind of a fool do you think I am? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2013, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4662 "2013-12-17T14:41:52Z")
How many guesses do we get? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2013, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4663 "2013-12-17T14:50:49Z")
Didn’t you get guessied up for this thread? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2013, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4664 "2013-12-17T14:52:57Z")
Oo, are those Guess jeans? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2013, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4665 "2013-12-17T14:54:02Z")
How many jeans do I guess? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2013, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4666 "2013-12-17T14:56:05Z")
Wouldn’t DNA research take the guesswork out of jeans? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2013, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4667 "2013-12-18T15:12:17Z")
So you’d like to get into her genes? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2013, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4668 "2013-12-18T15:19:01Z")
Jean who? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2013, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4669 "2013-12-18T15:22:48Z")
Didn’t Horton hear her? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2013, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4670 "2013-12-18T15:27:35Z")
Or was that Cindy Lou Who? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2013, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4671 "2013-12-18T15:32:50Z")
Or that chap from _To Kill a Mockingbird_, Boo … who? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2013, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4672 "2013-12-18T15:44:04Z")
Are you crying now? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2013, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4673 "2013-12-18T15:44:31Z")
Who’s crying now? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2013, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4674 "2013-12-18T15:45:06Z")
Don’t you know “you better not pout, you better not cry”? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2013, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4675 "2013-12-18T15:56:26Z")
Or some fat-bastard child abuser wearing red will garnish your toys? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2013, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4676 "2013-12-18T16:11:06Z")
Garnish? Like parsley? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2013, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4677 "2013-12-18T16:12:33Z")
They did that to Elvis’ salary? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2013, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4678 "2013-12-18T16:52:10Z")
Elvis had a salary? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2013, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4679 "2013-12-18T17:14:41Z")
Didn’t someone pay him something? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2013, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4680 "2013-12-18T17:40:39Z")
Didn’t they pay him in peanut-butter-and-banana-sandwiches, and girls? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=233) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=235)