# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 238
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2013, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4741 "2013-12-25T05:05:43Z")
Could I have spring rolls instead? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2013, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4742 "2013-12-25T10:43:54Z")
Don’t those pierce your cheeks? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2013, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4743 "2013-12-25T14:40:01Z")
You have the cheek to ask that? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2013, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4744 "2013-12-25T14:57:23Z")
The one I turned? ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2013, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4745 "2013-12-25T15:08:20Z")
Is that your left butt or right butt cheek? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2013, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4746 "2013-12-25T15:09:37Z")
What if I told you that’s my face you’re looking at? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2013, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4747 "2013-12-25T17:27:53Z")
Then may I say you have a deep-seated countenance? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2013, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4748 "2013-12-25T18:08:34Z")
Are you feeling inferior about your posterior? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2013, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4749 "2013-12-25T18:16:38Z")
That is to ask, are you bummed? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2013, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4750 "2013-12-26T02:50:49Z")
Would that be so ass-tonishing? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2013, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4751 "2013-12-26T03:14:39Z")
So, then, you’re always bringing up the rear? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2013, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4752 "2013-12-26T03:15:41Z")
Might you be ass-uming too much? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2013, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4753 "2013-12-28T00:44:54Z")
So, I win? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2013, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4754 "2013-12-29T02:46:49Z")
What did you win? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2013, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4755 "2013-12-29T14:46:28Z")
Where do I claim my prize? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2013, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4756 "2013-12-29T15:38:33Z")
Do you know the way to San Jose? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2013, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4757 "2013-12-29T15:40:02Z")
Take a right at Nicaragua? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2013, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4758 "2013-12-29T15:48:39Z")
And a left at Albuquerque? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2013, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4759 "2013-12-29T23:14:53Z")
So we’re back to rabbits, are we? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2013, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4760 "2013-12-30T00:45:21Z")
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