# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 241
**Author:** ![QueenOfClubs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/53a042/32.png) [@QueenOfClubs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QueenOfClubs)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2014, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4801 "2014-01-03T00:10:33Z")
What would be a better day for you, then? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2014, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4802 "2014-01-03T00:44:59Z")
I can’t think about that right now. If I do, I’ll go crazy. I’ll think about that tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2014, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4803 "2014-01-03T01:08:50Z")
Don’t you know never to get off the boat? ---
**Author:** ![QueenOfClubs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/53a042/32.png) [@QueenOfClubs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QueenOfClubs)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2014, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4804 "2014-01-03T02:04:55Z")
Perhaps you could if you could walk on water, though? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2014, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4805 "2014-01-03T03:29:02Z")
Did Jesus tell you to say that? ---
**Author:** ![QueenOfClubs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/53a042/32.png) [@QueenOfClubs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QueenOfClubs)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2014, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4806 "2014-01-03T04:07:13Z")
Have you not seen the movie “Being There” by Jerzy Kosinski? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2014, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4807 "2014-01-03T15:24:59Z")
Did you ever hear Peter Sellers sing “The Pun Song”? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2014, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4808 "2014-01-03T16:05:56Z")
How could I have missed THAT? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4809 "2014-01-04T01:30:09Z")
Isn’t that for you to say? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4810 "2014-01-04T01:35:46Z")
Oh, wait, is that the one from _Alice_? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4811 "2014-01-04T02:00:03Z")
Alice, who the fuck is Alice? ---
**Author:** ![QueenOfClubs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/53a042/32.png) [@QueenOfClubs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QueenOfClubs)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4812 "2014-01-04T06:39:47Z")
Do you think Alice lives here anymore? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4813 "2014-01-04T11:47:34Z")
Isn’t she in the last house on the left? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4814 "2014-01-04T15:43:16Z")
Haven’t you heard the stories about that house? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4815 "2014-01-04T21:11:57Z")
How many stories does the house have? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4816 "2014-01-04T21:15:37Z")
Does the sub-sub-basement count? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4817 "2014-01-05T00:18:44Z")
Do you need a sub-prime mortgage for that? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4818 "2014-01-05T01:27:07Z")
Would that need to be under-underwritten? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4819 "2014-01-05T03:27:29Z")
What if your mortgage is underwater and you live on a mountainside? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4820 "2014-01-05T13:24:39Z")
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