# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 244
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2014, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4862 "2014-01-08T18:01:55Z")
Do you think Keira Knightley would mind if I did? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2014, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4863 "2014-01-08T18:16:00Z")
Maybe if you had Katy daily and Keira nightly? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2014, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4864 "2014-01-09T04:41:27Z")
Didn’t she kiss a girl and like it? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2014, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4865 "2014-01-09T05:40:54Z")
Don’t you think I would ask her? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2014, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4866 "2014-01-09T08:51:23Z")
Would you do more than ask her? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2014, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4867 "2014-01-09T14:07:52Z")
Do you really have to ask? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2014, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4868 "2014-01-09T15:37:58Z")
for whom does the bell toll? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2014, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4869 "2014-01-09T15:49:42Z")
In this case, don’t you mean “belle”? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2014, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4870 "2014-01-09T15:56:22Z")
You would like to ring the belle, perhaps? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2014, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4871 "2014-01-09T18:51:57Z")
Aren’t you afraid of catching the clapper? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2014, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4872 "2014-01-09T19:21:08Z")
Are you that good that you merit applause? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2014, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4873 "2014-01-09T19:36:33Z")
What’s brown and sounds like a bell? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2014, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4874 "2014-01-09T19:40:03Z")
Patti LaBelle? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4875 "2014-01-10T02:14:34Z")
La Belle Epoque? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4876 "2014-01-10T02:16:40Z")
Are you stuck on La Belle Epoxy? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4877 "2014-01-10T02:20:00Z")
That’s a bit of a sticky wicket, innit? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4878 "2014-01-10T02:45:06Z")
A pastiche of Paste Past? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4879 "2014-01-10T02:46:30Z")
Would you believe I’d like to tell you, but I ate some glue and my lips are sealed? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4880 "2014-01-10T02:52:55Z")
So you’re an adherent of the theory of gluons? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/4881 "2014-01-10T02:53:52Z")
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