# Questions Only

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2014, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5062 "2014-02-04T23:50:28Z")

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Losing the Presidency after years of effort isn’t enough reason to cry?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2014, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5063 "2014-02-05T01:11:52Z")

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Should he “look for the onion label”?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2014, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5064 "2014-02-05T02:50:34Z")

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What if that’s been peeled off?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2014, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5065 "2014-02-05T03:28:04Z")

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Or if it’s fresh and organic?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2014, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5066 "2014-02-05T03:33:17Z")

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You mean like a new corpse?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2014, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5067 "2014-02-05T03:35:51Z")

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Is this another in a series of murders by an unlicensed onion from Dubuque?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2014, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5068 "2014-02-05T03:45:27Z")

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Why does that sound like the start of a limerick?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2014, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5069 "2014-02-05T03:53:46Z")

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Oh, did I leave the meter running?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2014, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5070 "2014-02-05T04:01:03Z")

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Did you know I just screwed up and posted a post meant for another thread?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2014, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5071 "2014-02-05T05:14:59Z")

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Which thread?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2014, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5072 "2014-02-05T15:18:56Z")

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Isn’t this the only thread that matters?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2014, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5073 "2014-02-05T16:23:19Z")

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Do you even have to ask?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2014, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5074 "2014-02-05T16:31:00Z")

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Can I retract the question?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2014, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5075 "2014-02-05T16:57:57Z")

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Have you filled out the official retraction Form RW-3166B, including the Prime Supplements A-31 and A-32, with the Wright Addendum, in triplicate, notarized and pissed on by at least one company vice-president?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2014, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5076 "2014-02-05T17:39:48Z")

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Where can I pick that up?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2014, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5077 "2014-02-05T17:46:59Z")

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Why would you even _want_ to?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2014, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5078 "2014-02-05T17:49:05Z")

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Maybe if I used a 10-foot pole?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2014, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5079 "2014-02-05T20:26:41Z")

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With optional velcro pad?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5080 "2014-02-06T01:31:50Z")

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Is that like a bachelor pad?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5081 "2014-02-06T01:35:53Z")

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Would a Velcro pad naturally have committed attachments?

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