# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 256
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2014, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5102 "2014-02-07T03:41:23Z")
Well, what if you spread cream cheese on the back of a duck and dropped it? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2014, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5103 "2014-02-07T03:54:24Z")
Do you think that would echo? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2014, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5104 "2014-02-07T04:25:49Z")
Hasn’t Cecil already spoken on that (spoken on that…that…that)? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2014, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5105 "2014-02-07T04:50:10Z")
Was that some kind of web feat? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2014, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5106 "2014-02-07T04:50:45Z")
To whom do we send the bill? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2014, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5107 "2014-02-08T22:53:08Z")
Dewey need to stop this nonsense? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2014, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5108 "2014-02-08T23:34:00Z")
Huey you talkin’ about? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2014, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5109 "2014-02-08T23:48:28Z")
A wee Daffy, aren’t we? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2014, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5110 "2014-02-08T23:53:26Z")
Maybe a little Plucky? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2014, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5111 "2014-02-09T00:00:17Z")
Mind if I wood duck that question? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2014, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5112 "2014-02-09T00:53:52Z")
Why, do you think I’m a Yakky Doodle dandy? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2014, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5113 "2014-02-09T15:53:11Z")
Would you be down with that? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2014, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5114 "2014-02-09T15:56:42Z")
Wasn’t it Lincoln who said, “With mallards toward none…”? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2014, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5115 "2014-02-09T15:57:19Z")
Don’t you get down off an elephant? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2014, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5116 "2014-02-09T16:05:38Z")
Isn’t that a mammoth mistake? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2014, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5117 "2014-02-09T16:22:44Z")
Didn’t I shoot an elephant in my pajamas? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2014, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5118 "2014-02-09T16:27:11Z")
If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle Jack off an elephant? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2014, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5119 "2014-02-09T16:29:32Z")
Did you know that in Alabama, the Tuscaloosa? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2014, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5120 "2014-02-09T16:31:44Z")
Isn’t that irrelephant? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2014, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5121 "2014-02-09T16:32:32Z")
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