# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 257
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2014, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5122 "2014-02-09T16:44:38Z")
Is an irrelephant what they call a sick pachyderm at the Tokyo Zoo? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2014, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5123 "2014-02-09T16:46:48Z")
Jing-er berrs, Jing-er berrs, Jing-er arr the way! ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2014, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5124 "2014-02-09T16:56:10Z")
And your question was …? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2014, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5125 "2014-02-09T16:58:39Z")
Am I in the wrong category? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2014, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5126 "2014-02-09T19:29:23Z")
Can I have “In The Form Of A Question” for $400, Alex? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2014, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5127 "2014-02-09T19:54:11Z")
Are y’all saying I have to fix my previous post? You’re not going to tell me, are you? Will this work? “Jing-er berrs, Jing-er berrs, Jing-er arr the way,” is kinda racist, isn’t it? Can someone please take my next 6 posts? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2014, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5128 "2014-02-11T02:26:59Z")
How can I answer that? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2014, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5129 "2014-02-11T03:03:45Z")
With a question? an interrogative statement? a rhetorical device? a grammatical effect? an inquisitive inquiry? a dubious argument? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2014, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5130 "2014-02-11T03:06:08Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > With a question? an interrogative statement? a rhetorical device? a grammatical effect? an inquisitive inquiry? a dubious argument? So are those in respective response to his six questions? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2014, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5131 "2014-02-11T04:07:26Z")
Who do I make the check out to? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2014, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5132 "2014-02-11T05:03:58Z")
Wouldn’t that be the Pepperwinkle Plaza for Paronomastic Periods of Pedantic Punditry? ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2014, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5133 "2014-02-11T05:05:13Z")
Are you trolling for a tip? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2014, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5134 "2014-02-11T05:07:25Z")
Brother, can you spare a dime? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2014, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5135 "2014-02-11T05:08:59Z")
Do you accept cash? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2014, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5136 "2014-02-11T05:09:29Z")
Or checks or most major credit cards, wouldn’t ya think? ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2014, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5137 "2014-02-11T07:15:41Z")
Will you take bitcoin? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2014, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5138 "2014-02-11T15:04:16Z")
What about AmEx? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2014, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5139 "2014-02-11T15:16:24Z")
Will you sing along: "I’ve got ninety thousand pounds in my pajamas I’ve got forty thousand French francs in my fridge I’ve got lost of lovely lira, now the deutsche mark’s getting dearer And my dollar bills would buy the Brooklyn Bridge There is nothing quite as wonderful as money There is nothing quite as beautiful as cash Some people say it’s folly but I’d rather have the lolly With money you can make a splash"? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2014, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5140 "2014-02-11T16:30:41Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Wouldn’t that be the **Pepperwinkle Plaza for Paronomastic Periods of Pedantic Punditry**? How do you get all that on the 1040? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2014, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5141 "2014-02-11T16:40:37Z")
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