# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 258
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2014, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5142 "2014-02-11T16:47:15Z")
You’ve bested me, you know that, don’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2014, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5143 "2014-02-11T16:54:09Z")
How can you possibly say that; aren’t you the Wonder Mutt? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2014, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5144 "2014-02-11T17:09:40Z")
Aren’t we ALL Wonder Mutts? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2014, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5145 "2014-02-11T17:10:59Z")
Well, does anyone here have a pedigree? ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2014, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5146 "2014-02-11T18:08:33Z")
Who gives out those kinds of papers, anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2014, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5147 "2014-02-11T18:22:19Z")
Didn’t you know those kinds of questions rub me the wrong way? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2014, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5148 "2014-02-11T19:03:58Z")
Should we hire a masseuse to rub you the right way? ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2014, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5149 "2014-02-11T22:55:12Z")
Is that masseuse licensed? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2014, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5150 "2014-02-11T23:53:44Z")
Do you know she has a Master’s in massage from Massachusetts? ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2014, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5151 "2014-02-12T00:11:23Z")
Who’s her master? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2014, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5152 "2014-02-12T00:24:47Z")
Isn’t her master a bastard pastor who’s faster than Zoroaster on a plaster caster? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2014, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5153 "2014-02-12T00:48:55Z")
You know you forgot “dastard,” right? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2014, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5154 "2014-02-12T01:33:57Z")
Is it some fellow named Master Bates? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2014, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5155 "2014-02-12T01:59:15Z")
Is he a cunning linguist? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2014, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5156 "2014-02-12T04:40:23Z")
Is he a friend of Peter Ast? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2014, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5157 "2014-02-12T05:08:39Z")
Or maybe just a cunning runt? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2014, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5158 "2014-02-12T05:30:26Z")
Is he what the Rev. Spooner would have called a “shining wit”? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2014, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5159 "2014-02-12T23:32:19Z")
Are you guys ever going to grow up? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2014, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5160 "2014-02-12T23:48:18Z")
Whatever for? ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2014, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5161 "2014-02-13T02:09:18Z")
Have you no goals? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=257) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=259)