# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 26
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2013, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/501 "2013-01-23T23:42:16Z")
So the third time’s the charm? ---
**Author:** ![orthohedron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ba8739/32.png) [@orthohedron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/orthohedron)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2013, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/502 "2013-01-23T23:58:53Z")
They say three is the magic number don’t they? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/503 "2013-01-24T00:02:16Z")
But aren’t they on drugs? ---
**Author:** ![Uber\_the\_Goober](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/58956e/32.png) [@Uber\_the\_Goober](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uber_the_Goober)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/504 "2013-01-24T01:12:28Z")
They’re here!?! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/505 "2013-01-24T01:52:19Z")
Just who do you mean by “they,” anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/506 "2013-01-24T08:21:38Z")
Any which way but loose? ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/507 "2013-01-24T18:50:48Z")
Anybody home? ---
**Author:** ![Uber\_the\_Goober](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/58956e/32.png) [@Uber\_the\_Goober](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uber_the_Goober)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/508 "2013-01-24T22:36:27Z")
Did you try knocking? ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/509 "2013-01-24T22:50:07Z")
On what? ---
**Author:** ![Uber\_the\_Goober](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/58956e/32.png) [@Uber\_the\_Goober](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uber_the_Goober)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/510 "2013-01-24T23:35:07Z")
You mean you’ve never knocked on this before? ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2013, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/511 "2013-01-25T01:20:23Z")
Who are you, Comrade Question? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2013, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/512 "2013-01-25T01:20:57Z")
In Soviet Union, do answers question _you_? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2013, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/513 "2013-01-25T03:14:26Z")
Oh, man - who let Yakov Smirnoff in here? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2013, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/514 "2013-01-25T03:34:38Z")
Is he the vodka tycoon? ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2013, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/515 "2013-01-25T04:56:38Z")
Don’t you know that in Soviet Russia, vodka drink _you_? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2013, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/516 "2013-01-25T06:34:03Z")
How about Polish vodka? ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2013, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/517 "2013-01-25T13:43:56Z")
Is that an offer? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2013, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/518 "2013-01-25T13:44:43Z")
Can you wipe the neck off before you hand it back? ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2013, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/519 "2013-01-25T13:47:48Z")
What kinda rube do I look like? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2013, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/520 "2013-01-25T13:51:47Z")
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