# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 260
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2014, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5182 "2014-02-15T03:29:28Z")
It’s 5 o’clock somewhere, isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2014, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5183 "2014-02-15T03:47:01Z")
Maybe on your chin, as in 5 o’clock shadow? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2014, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5184 "2014-02-15T03:52:29Z")
Am I taking it on the chin? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2014, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5185 "2014-02-15T03:55:06Z")
You mean you’re already so drunk you can’t put the glass to your mouth? ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2014, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5186 "2014-02-15T05:44:50Z")
Do you have a drinking problem? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2014, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5187 "2014-02-15T07:42:57Z")
I drink, I pass out, why would that be a problem? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2014, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5188 "2014-02-15T14:16:12Z")
Do you ever pass out and miss the floor? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2014, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5189 "2014-02-15T15:49:45Z")
Don’t you know that if you can lie on the floor without holding onto it, then you’re not too drunk? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2014, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5190 "2014-02-15T16:03:45Z")
Has the piano been drinking? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2014, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5191 "2014-02-15T16:10:38Z")
Does it have a hollow leg? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2014, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5192 "2014-02-15T16:25:21Z")
Has it been making love to its tonic and gin? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2014, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5193 "2014-02-15T16:54:11Z")
Is it more beerstein than Steinway? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2014, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5194 "2014-02-15T20:17:26Z")
How about a nice merlot? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2014, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5195 "2014-02-15T22:27:30Z")
Who’s the designated pianist? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2014, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5196 "2014-02-15T23:42:51Z")
You really think anyone here is gonna be able to count to 88? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2014, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5197 "2014-02-15T23:47:16Z")
Don’t you only have to know A through G? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2014, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5198 "2014-02-15T23:57:16Z")
Isn’t it A through G eight times? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5199 "2014-02-16T00:02:36Z")
Isn’t it more like eleven times? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5200 "2014-02-16T00:15:04Z")
Didn’t you forget the accidentals? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5201 "2014-02-16T00:29:04Z")
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