# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 267
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2014, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5322 "2014-02-22T00:12:21Z")
Aren’t we talkin’ about cowboys? ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2014, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5323 "2014-02-22T00:42:14Z")
Where does a cowboy park his horse? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2014, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5324 "2014-02-22T00:51:00Z")
Is that a euphemism? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2014, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5325 "2014-02-22T01:06:10Z")
Isn’t “euphemism” a wacky religion practiced by eunuchs? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2014, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5326 "2014-02-22T01:08:52Z")
Aren’t you an odd one to be asking that, based on your User Name? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2014, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5327 "2014-02-22T02:08:23Z")
Are you related to Ziva? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2014, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5328 "2014-02-22T02:57:22Z")
Can I have a Zima? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2014, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5329 "2014-02-22T03:17:25Z")
How about a Zsa Zsa? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2014, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5330 "2014-02-22T03:31:08Z")
Would Zsa Zsa do the Cha-Cha with Gaga? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2014, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5331 "2014-02-22T03:34:08Z")
While shaking her chi-chis? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2014, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5332 "2014-02-22T03:49:55Z")
Did you see the pix of Kate Upton shaking her chi-chis in zero G, gee? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2014, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5333 "2014-02-22T03:56:16Z")
Doesn’t she have a really pretty face? :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2014, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5334 "2014-02-22T04:03:47Z")
She has a face? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2014, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5335 "2014-02-22T04:09:17Z")
How can she save face after shaking her chi-chis? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2014, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5336 "2014-02-22T04:11:18Z")
Did I say face? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2014, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5337 "2014-02-22T04:14:19Z")
Do you need to do an about face? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2014, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5338 "2014-02-22T04:15:10Z")
Maybe she could sit on your face and tell you that she loves you? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2014, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5339 "2014-02-22T04:17:52Z")
Do y’think with my bronchitis she might cut off my air? And would it be worth it? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2014, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5340 "2014-02-22T04:22:41Z")
You’re worried about\* air\*? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2014, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5341 "2014-02-22T04:23:51Z")
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