# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 271
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5402 "2014-02-25T03:15:21Z")
I’d rather ride Lois Lane, wouldn’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5403 "2014-02-25T03:18:44Z")
Which version of her? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5404 "2014-02-25T03:25:39Z")
At her peak or as she is now? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5405 "2014-02-25T03:40:09Z")
Don’t you know you shouldn’t tug on Superman’s cape? [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4qUXcXuMSE) ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5406 "2014-02-25T03:56:42Z")
What would happen if you gave Superman a wedgie? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5407 "2014-02-25T03:58:30Z")
With or without kryptonite? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5408 "2014-02-25T03:58:41Z")
Doesn’t Superman have super drawers? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5409 "2014-02-25T03:59:45Z")
Isn’t that a question for Lois Lane? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5410 "2014-02-25T04:38:59Z")
[Do you really wanna know?](http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html) :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5411 "2014-02-25T05:13:09Z")
If Superman and Lois had sex, would he kill her? ---
**Author:** ![Mince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mince)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5412 "2014-02-25T05:16:45Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > If Superman and Lois had sex, would he kill her? Do you mean kill her unintentionally with his Super-penis (presumable) or, intentionally, after the act? ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5413 "2014-02-25T05:22:52Z")
Did Superboy leave holes in the ceiling over his bed? ---
**Author:** ![Mince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mince)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5414 "2014-02-25T05:30:22Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Did Superboy leave holes in the ceiling over his bed? Dude, if you mean what I think you mean, he’d leave holes in the universe, yes? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5415 "2014-02-25T14:35:19Z")
Didn’t Superman have a problem with premature ejaculation: y’know, faster than a speeding bullet? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5416 "2014-02-25T15:13:39Z")
Has anybody asked Lois or Lana about this? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5417 "2014-02-25T15:47:51Z")
Would they say Clark kent get it up? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5418 "2014-02-25T17:18:28Z")
Could he leap tall women in a single bound? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5419 "2014-02-25T17:21:50Z")
Was he faster than a speeding building? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5420 "2014-02-25T17:21:55Z")
How long has Superman been single? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5421 "2014-02-25T17:24:13Z")
Didn’t he marry Lois Lane in one special-edition comic, and have a son? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=270) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=272)