# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 272
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5422 "2014-02-25T17:34:35Z")
Wasn’t that in the second, or was it the third, reboot? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5423 "2014-02-25T17:36:28Z")
Wasn’t it a special one-off “What If?” edition, maybe in the 1960s?? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5424 "2014-02-25T17:55:26Z")
Did you know that he married her in 1996, and they stayed married up to the last reboot in 2011 (15 years)? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5425 "2014-02-25T20:01:16Z")
What broke them up? Did she hit the sauce heavily? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5426 "2014-02-25T21:10:47Z")
Didn’t you hear about Flashpoint, when the whole DC Universe restarted, throwing away 70-some years of continuity in order to make the DC Comics more like Marvel? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5427 "2014-02-25T21:17:43Z")
Not being a comics buff, was that a good thing? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5428 "2014-02-25T23:24:56Z")
Wouldn’t that depend on whether you were a lifelong fan vs. a newcomer to comics? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5429 "2014-02-26T01:31:47Z")
And what do you consider yourself? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5430 "2014-02-26T01:58:08Z")
Am I not an ignorant slut? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5431 "2014-02-26T02:40:45Z")
Why be harsh and call yourself ignorant? ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5432 "2014-02-26T02:56:02Z")
How would you know if you were ignorant? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5433 "2014-02-26T02:59:11Z")
Can I _please_ still be a slut? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5434 "2014-02-26T03:00:24Z")
What are your qualifications? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5435 "2014-02-26T04:37:55Z")
Can you put out or shut up? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5436 "2014-02-26T06:55:28Z")
Mommy, what did you bring that book that I didn’t want to be read to out of up for? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5437 "2014-02-26T14:18:51Z")
What makes you think I’m your Mommy? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5438 "2014-02-26T15:31:49Z")
Do you put on women’s clothing, and hang around in bars? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5439 "2014-02-26T15:55:02Z")
Can I be Okay if I’m not a lumberjack? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5440 "2014-02-26T16:03:26Z")
Was Jack Sparrow ever a lumberjack? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5441 "2014-02-26T16:12:27Z")
Well, didn’t he know how to shiver his timbers? (And, shouldn’t there be a “Captain” in there someplace?) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=271) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=273)