# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 275
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2014, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5482 "2014-02-27T19:17:49Z")
[Would I? Would I?](http://bruceobrien.com/jokes/jokes-5/jokes90.html) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2014, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5483 "2014-02-27T19:33:25Z")
That Woody Allen, Woody Guthrie or Woody Harrelson? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2014, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5484 "2014-02-27T19:38:07Z")
Is two out of three close enough? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2014, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5485 "2014-02-27T20:21:26Z")
Does the two-thirds or fractional majority rule apply? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2014, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5486 "2014-02-27T20:22:28Z")
> [@buddha\_david](#): > > [Would I? Would I?](http://bruceobrien.com/jokes/jokes-5/jokes90.html) Heh. My art teacher loved that joke and told it often. His punchline, though, was “Big nose! Big nose!” In play: Why didn’t anyone warn me there might be math involved? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2014, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5487 "2014-02-27T20:28:57Z")
> [@buddha\_david](#): > > [Would I? Would I?](http://bruceobrien.com/jokes/jokes-5/jokes90.html) Could someone help me clean the soda pop off my monitor screen after the spit-take I just did because of that excellent joke? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2014, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5488 "2014-02-27T20:32:33Z")
Depends; you springin’ for plane tickets to Houston? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2014, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5489 "2014-02-27T23:01:50Z")
Hasn’t the other thread already covered movies starring John Huston? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2014, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5490 "2014-02-28T01:33:00Z")
Aren’t duplications allowed? Aren’t duplications allowed? ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2014, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5491 "2014-02-28T02:30:46Z")
Is that an echo I hear? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2014, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5492 "2014-02-28T02:49:01Z")
That’s metaphysically absurd, man, how can I know what you hear? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2014, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5493 "2014-02-28T03:18:25Z")
Can you hear a duck’s quack echo? ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2014, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5494 "2014-02-28T04:48:21Z")
What’s a quack echo? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2014, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5495 "2014-02-28T04:49:05Z")
The same opinion from two disbarred doctors? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2014, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5496 "2014-02-28T14:08:06Z")
Is that the disputed dogma of a deuce of disparaged dudes? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2014, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5497 "2014-02-28T17:38:53Z")
Alas, allegorical alliteration again! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2014, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5498 "2014-02-28T17:56:58Z")
Couldst thou, perchance, rephrase that woeful exclamation in the form of a query? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2014, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5499 "2014-02-28T20:03:17Z")
Asking askance as to allegorical alliteration? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2014, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5500 "2014-02-28T20:30:13Z")
Ah, assonantal alphanumeric allegiances in allusions to altogether an abundance of abstruse algorithms is an amiable amusement, if accidentally awkward… don’t you think? (or don’t you?) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2014, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5501 "2014-02-28T20:58:25Z")
> [@buddha\_david](#): > > Alas, allegorical alliteration again! > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Couldst thou, perchance, rephrase that woeful exclamation in the form of a query? Verily, didst thou forget the name of this thread? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=274) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=276)