# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 278
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2014, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5542 "2014-03-02T09:56:18Z")
Who doesn’t look good on me? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2014, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5543 "2014-03-02T14:50:59Z")
Are you bragging again? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2014, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5544 "2014-03-02T15:13:28Z")
How much bull could a Buddha brag if a Buddha did brag bull, Brahmin? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2014, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5545 "2014-03-02T16:18:03Z")
Did you hear the one about the Buddhist walking up to a hot dog vendor and saying, “Make me one with everything”? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2014, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5546 "2014-03-02T16:54:13Z")
If you met the Dalai Lama in person, [could you resist making that joke?](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz06Exzp79g) 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2014, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5547 "2014-03-02T17:07:25Z")
How about the [Dolly Llama](http://cheezburger.com/4383495168)? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2014, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5548 "2014-03-02T17:08:59Z")
:eek: Oh, that is just SICK, ain’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2014, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5549 "2014-03-02T17:09:51Z")
Would you believe I could show you worse? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2014, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5550 "2014-03-02T17:12:58Z")
I’m double-dog daring you, aren’t I? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2014, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5551 "2014-03-02T17:40:52Z")
Do you dare to triple-dog dare him? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2014, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5552 "2014-03-02T17:50:12Z")
Dare I? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2014, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5553 "2014-03-02T17:59:59Z")
We’re waiting with baited breath, aren’t we? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2014, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5554 "2014-03-02T19:27:25Z")
Siam Sam, would you kindly do your worst? (Would the rest of you kindly :eek: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES? :eek:) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2014, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5555 "2014-03-02T19:38:54Z")
You realize he’s in a far different time zone, don’t you? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2014, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5556 "2014-03-02T19:44:58Z")
Does that mean he won’t receive the question for several hours? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2014, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5557 "2014-03-02T19:53:12Z")
Well, if I’m correct it’s almost 3 a.m. there now, so… how long do you wanna wait? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2014, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5558 "2014-03-02T20:13:22Z")
If that’s too long to wait, can I play? [spoiler] **The Most Disturbing Image on the Internet, Ever.** [spoiler]No really, this one’s super-duper NSFW. [spoiler]I’m extending beyond the two-click rule to make sure you’re paying attention. [spoiler]Are you certain? [spoiler]Okay, get your brain bleach ready: [http://3.bp.blogspot.com/\_zqSsU\_\_6Ihg/SgsGOEcRHfI/AAAAAAAAAP4/73VJErJGdmA/s1600-h/Furry+Family.jpg[/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler]](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_zqSsU__6Ihg/SgsGOEcRHfI/AAAAAAAAAP4/73VJErJGdmA/s1600-h/Furry+Family.jpg%5B/spoiler%5D%5B/spoiler%5D%5B/spoiler%5D%5B/spoiler%5D%5B/spoiler%5D) ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2014, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5559 "2014-03-02T23:27:25Z")
what family could ever have thought that that was a good idea? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2014, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5560 "2014-03-02T23:56:36Z")
Are they fur real? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2014, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5561 "2014-03-03T15:59:40Z")
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