# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 28
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2013, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/541 "2013-01-27T18:54:57Z")
Doesn’t that work better if the cow is brown? ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2013, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/542 "2013-01-27T18:58:15Z")
Do you know **howcow’s** ethnicity? ---
**Author:** ![Uber\_the\_Goober](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/58956e/32.png) [@Uber\_the\_Goober](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uber_the_Goober)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2013, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/543 "2013-01-27T20:21:14Z")
isn’t ethnicity of lesser importance than species? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2013, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/544 "2013-01-28T03:33:51Z")
Aren’t we all just the human race? ---
**Author:** ![EMCEE\_98](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b5ac83/32.png) [@EMCEE\_98](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EMCEE_98)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2013, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/545 "2013-01-28T16:34:59Z")
Is there a finish line? ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2013, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/546 "2013-01-28T22:42:28Z")
Are we there yet? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2013, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/547 "2013-01-28T23:12:39Z")
What did I tell you about asking if we’re there yet? ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2013, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/548 "2013-01-28T23:21:05Z")
What did I tell you about making empty threats? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2013, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/549 "2013-01-29T01:15:45Z")
Who’s to say they’re empty? ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2013, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/550 "2013-01-29T02:04:42Z")
You’re not one of those ‘optimists’, are you? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2013, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/551 "2013-01-29T02:49:45Z")
Why, do you wear glasses and need a checkup? ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2013, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/552 "2013-01-29T02:55:05Z")
Of all people, why do _you_ wear glasses and need a checkup? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2013, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/553 "2013-01-29T03:00:20Z")
Did you ever stop to think it might be because I’m blind as a bat? ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2013, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/554 "2013-01-29T03:06:02Z")
Have you tried squeaking? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2013, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/555 "2013-01-29T03:13:19Z")
Am I man or a mouse? ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2013, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/556 "2013-01-29T03:20:54Z")
Have you considered a visit to a therapist? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2013, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/557 "2013-01-29T03:21:44Z")
Why would I go to someone who calls himself “the rapist”? ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2013, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/558 "2013-01-29T03:26:27Z")
Maybe you are a glutton for punishment? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2013, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/559 "2013-01-29T03:28:10Z")
Haven’t I gotten enough in this thread already? ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2013, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/560 "2013-01-29T03:43:55Z")
Tell me how one can be both a glutton for punishment _and_ a poor, wilted little flower? :dubious: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=27) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=29)