# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 291
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2014, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5802 "2014-03-12T19:28:46Z")
Are you concerned that a bear-age of puns could cause a pandaemic? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2014, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5803 "2014-03-12T20:28:18Z")
Could these bear puns get any more grisly? ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2014, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5804 "2014-03-12T20:38:38Z")
Is it possible to find a Dope thread outside of GD that doesn’t contain at least two puns? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2014, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5805 "2014-03-12T21:01:05Z")
B-b-but why would you want one? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2014, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5806 "2014-03-12T22:25:19Z")
Did you really mean to ass that question? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2014, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5807 "2014-03-12T22:28:20Z")
Is it too early to wonder if, um, m’ule be sorry to have asked? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2014, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5808 "2014-03-12T22:30:56Z")
Do these questions burro their way into your mind? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2014, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5809 "2014-03-12T22:31:25Z")
Must you horse around? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2014, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5810 "2014-03-12T22:35:02Z")
Is that your mane concern in equestrians only? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2014, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5811 "2014-03-12T23:09:10Z")
Are you tired of these pony-baloney questions? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2014, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5812 "2014-03-12T23:16:16Z")
These puns are getting out of hand…perhaps we should rein it in? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2014, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5813 "2014-03-13T00:28:49Z")
Can I get a, “Neeeeeiiiiiiiighhhhh?” ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2014, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5814 "2014-03-13T02:22:28Z")
Withers sayest thou? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2014, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5815 "2014-03-13T02:33:25Z")
Is that Alexander Withers? What is Al Equining about now? ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2014, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5816 "2014-03-13T03:39:18Z")
Is anybody else as boared with these puns as I am? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2014, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5817 "2014-03-13T03:47:58Z")
Indeed, doesn’t it seem this page is foal of them? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2014, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5818 "2014-03-13T04:35:42Z")
Calving you been paying attention? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2014, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5819 "2014-03-13T04:52:11Z")
A neiggghbor named Don keyed my car, should I saddle him with a lawsuit? ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2014, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5820 "2014-03-13T12:44:46Z")
Do you have the means to shoe him in civil court? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2014, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5821 "2014-03-13T13:47:18Z")
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