# Questions Only

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2014, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5822 "2014-03-13T14:02:47Z")

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Ach, are there any mare questions to ask?

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2014, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5823 "2014-03-13T14:38:49Z")

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Perhaps we must hang any more pun-makers?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2014, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5824 "2014-03-13T14:45:30Z")

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Do not people hang on punsters’ every word?

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**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2014, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5825 "2014-03-13T15:00:10Z")

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Is nobody able to rein in and call a halter the puns?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2014, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5826 "2014-03-13T15:05:27Z")

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Why would you cry whoa unto the punslingers?

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2014, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5827 "2014-03-13T15:08:55Z")

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Because we may stirrup even more bad puns?

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**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2014, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5828 "2014-03-13T15:13:42Z")

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Isn’t it bad enough that some poster’s screen name is puns?

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**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2014, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5829 "2014-03-13T15:17:38Z")

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Does Puns whinny some, and lose some?

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**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2014, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5830 "2014-03-13T15:32:52Z")

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Anybody have any idea why it’s possible to turn an aircraft transponder off, and why would you do it even if you could?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2014, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5831 "2014-03-13T15:36:30Z")

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'Cause some people can talk the talk but just can’t squawk the squawk?

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**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2014, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5832 "2014-03-13T15:37:05Z")

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Is it necessary to take that altitude with me?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2014, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5833 "2014-03-13T15:38:39Z")

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You mean you can’t take the pressure, so I shouldn’t pilot on?

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**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2014, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5834 "2014-03-13T15:41:04Z")

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Are we on such terms that I can make a suggestion using the word “cockpit”?

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**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2014, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5835 "2014-03-13T15:43:12Z")

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Are some of us still pondering the transponder query?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2014, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5836 "2014-03-13T16:01:52Z")

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Is there a Clapper for transponders? Aileron (clap, clap) Aileroff?

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2014, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5837 "2014-03-13T16:20:37Z")

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Is anyone else stuck trying to create a pun for a flotation device?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2014, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5838 "2014-03-13T16:57:30Z")

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You mean like a Mae West?

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2014, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5839 "2014-03-13T17:01:54Z")

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Did Mae West ever go back east?

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**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2014, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5840 "2014-03-13T17:07:19Z")

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Didn’t she go on to be a founding member of _Head East_?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2014, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5841 "2014-03-13T17:35:40Z")

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Wasn’t she known to “go south” from time to time?

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