# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 299
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2014, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5962 "2014-03-17T03:16:14Z")
Wasn’t Dr. Pepper licensed by the Royal Crown? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2014, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5963 "2014-03-17T04:38:52Z")
Are you certain you mean Royal Crown (crappy cola) or Crown Royal (half-decent whiskey)? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2014, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5964 "2014-03-17T14:16:44Z")
Did you ever make 8-Up Yours? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2014, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5965 "2014-03-17T14:46:58Z")
Doesn’t everything go better with Coke? ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2014, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5966 "2014-03-17T14:49:28Z")
Why are you messing with your nose? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2014, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5967 "2014-03-17T14:58:29Z")
How much does the nose know? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2014, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5968 "2014-03-17T15:03:43Z")
What Evil Lurks In The Nostrils of Men? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2014, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5969 "2014-03-17T15:05:36Z")
Is your nose the scenter of your face? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2014, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5970 "2014-03-17T15:35:05Z")
Did you graduate from the Nasal Academy? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2014, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5971 "2014-03-17T16:25:10Z")
Is there a way to philtrum out these bad puns? ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2014, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5972 "2014-03-17T16:25:59Z")
I think it’s funny, but it’s snot? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2014, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5973 "2014-03-17T16:32:17Z")
Are you off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Schnozz? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2014, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5974 "2014-03-17T17:18:31Z")
> [@buddha\_david](#): > > Is there a way to philtrum out these bad puns? Are you turning up your nose at our literary attempts? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2014, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5975 "2014-03-17T17:22:04Z")
Is he con- instead of proboscis? Does he feel these japes should be snoutlawed? Is he annoyed by our adenoids? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2014, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5976 "2014-03-17T17:54:32Z")
Here’s a pen, would you sinus, please? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2014, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5977 "2014-03-17T18:18:43Z")
Will you let me know when whiff run out of puns on this topic? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2014, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5978 "2014-03-17T18:55:49Z")
Has a plane ever gone down due to explosive decongestion? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2014, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5979 "2014-03-17T20:13:20Z")
Wouldn’t that be as plane as the nose on your face? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2014, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5980 "2014-03-17T20:29:16Z")
Are we discussing nose-diving planes now? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2014, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/5981 "2014-03-17T22:45:55Z")
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