# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 301
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2014, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6002 "2014-03-18T16:59:22Z")
Emu? Cormorant? Has this thread gone largely to the birds? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2014, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6003 "2014-03-18T17:06:43Z")
Don’t you know we sparrow no expense to bring you the finest quaility puns? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2014, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6004 "2014-03-18T17:13:56Z")
You really expect me to swallow that one? ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2014, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6005 "2014-03-18T17:15:54Z")
Deja vu much? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2014, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6006 "2014-03-18T17:26:43Z")
Wren will we owl run out of questions? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2014, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6007 "2014-03-18T17:33:50Z")
Will you believe me if I say that I saw an owl perched in my MN back yard this morning at daybreak? And may I add that he sat for while, turning his head back and forth, hunting for mice or chipmunks? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2014, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6008 "2014-03-18T17:53:18Z")
Are you familiar with the Doper meme, “Pics or it didn’t happen”? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2014, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6009 "2014-03-18T17:54:15Z")
We don’t need an-emu-re of these bird puns. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2014, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6010 "2014-03-18T17:56:21Z")
Aw c’mon, can’t you wing one moa? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2014, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6011 "2014-03-18T18:04:49Z")
Like with a shotgun? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2014, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6012 "2014-03-18T22:27:00Z")
Are you robin us? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2014, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6013 "2014-03-18T22:41:53Z")
What are we wrenting and ravening about? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2014, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6014 "2014-03-19T01:25:08Z")
Anyone recall Chaucer? “Swan that Aprille with his shoures sote…”? ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2014, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6015 "2014-03-19T02:22:05Z")
Why is Aprille a he? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2014, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6016 "2014-03-19T02:27:36Z")
Is Geoff’s gender guess guilty of guile? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2014, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6017 "2014-03-19T03:45:36Z")
Why an I thinking of J. Geils? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2014, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6018 "2014-03-19T04:08:43Z")
Is your angel in the centerfold? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2014, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6019 "2014-03-19T04:20:29Z")
With a staple in her navel? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2014, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6020 "2014-03-19T13:56:58Z")
Have we graduated from the Nasal Academy … now studying at the Navel Academy? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2014, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6021 "2014-03-19T15:19:48Z")
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