# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 303
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2014, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6042 "2014-03-20T01:37:57Z")
Why doesn’t Paddy O’Furniture ever come out of the rain? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2014, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6043 "2014-03-20T02:20:18Z")
Because he couldn’t work the loch? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2014, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6044 "2014-03-20T02:24:08Z")
Are these puns really Ness-essary? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2014, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6045 "2014-03-20T03:09:14Z")
Or are they the Lomond form of wit? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2014, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6046 "2014-03-20T13:43:22Z")
Did Philip Glasgow to Scotland for some bagpipe inspiration? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2014, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6047 "2014-03-20T13:44:48Z")
Do bagpipes inspire anything but fear? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2014, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6048 "2014-03-20T13:50:28Z")
Should I fret about the ensuing bagpipe puns being off-kilter? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2014, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6049 "2014-03-20T14:04:30Z")
Would we put the Argh! in the Argyllshire Gathering? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2014, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6050 "2014-03-20T14:52:02Z")
Wouldn’t you rather put the “fun” in “fundamentalism”? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2014, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6051 "2014-03-20T15:02:57Z")
Was Jesus born without sin because there’s no room at the Inn? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2014, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6052 "2014-03-20T15:25:09Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Wouldn’t you rather put the “fun” in “fundamentalism”? Is anyone working on putting the “fun” back into dysfunction? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2014, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6053 "2014-03-20T15:45:19Z")
As opposed to putting the funk in “datfunction”? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2014, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6054 "2014-03-20T17:58:03Z")
Forsooth, in what direction shall this next question go? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2014, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6055 "2014-03-20T18:03:29Z")
Wouldn’t it be one of the four cardinal misdirections? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2014, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6056 "2014-03-20T18:10:37Z")
Have the Seven Deadly Sins (Capital Vices, Cardinal Sins) been condensed down to Four Cardinal Misdirections? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2014, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6057 "2014-03-20T18:55:17Z")
Is it not so written in the Weastern Book of the Sorth? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2014, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6058 "2014-03-20T19:11:47Z")
Is it written in the book of Westeros? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2014, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6059 "2014-03-20T19:30:01Z")
Isn’t it more like scribbled in the margins? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2014, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6060 "2014-03-20T20:04:45Z")
Are the questions being marginalized? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2014, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6061 "2014-03-20T20:25:34Z")
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