# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 305
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2014, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6082 "2014-03-21T21:15:59Z")
Would you let my emu wear an amulet? ---
**Author:** ![pinkteddyx64](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/dfb087/32.png) [@pinkteddyx64](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkteddyx64)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2014, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6083 "2014-03-21T21:46:06Z")
well i for one would let you’re emu wear a amulet ;)🙂 do you want frie’s with that ? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2014, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6084 "2014-03-22T02:49:21Z")
Did you know that after I got caught stealing a watch once, my lawyer got the case and I got the works? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2014, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6085 "2014-03-22T03:03:47Z")
And you think you can fob an old chestnut like that one on us? ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2014, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6086 "2014-03-22T03:29:48Z")
Which tree does the village smithy stand under? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2014, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6087 "2014-03-22T03:37:25Z")
Wouldn’t a blacksmith’s shop by a tree be a fire hazard? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2014, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6088 "2014-03-22T04:09:56Z")
would the community get blazing mad? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2014, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6089 "2014-03-22T04:49:55Z")
If trees could think, it wood be burning with rage, woodn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2014, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6090 "2014-03-22T04:52:15Z")
Would it just be a poor sap? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2014, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6091 "2014-03-22T05:52:34Z")
That depends, is its bark worse than its bite? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2014, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6092 "2014-03-22T05:54:41Z")
Couldn’t it be just a nice piece of ash? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2014, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6093 "2014-03-22T13:54:57Z")
Or a real son of a beech? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2014, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6094 "2014-03-22T14:42:04Z")
How about we leaf this topic and branch out into another subject, oak-ay? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2014, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6095 "2014-03-22T15:41:37Z")
If I do it, will you weep for me? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2014, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6096 "2014-03-22T15:46:49Z")
If we do, will there be elm to pay? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2014, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6097 "2014-03-22T16:10:51Z")
Maybe he’s just a son of a birch? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2014, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6098 "2014-03-22T16:14:29Z")
Maybe he’s just pining for the fjords? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2014, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6099 "2014-03-22T17:15:47Z")
Waitaminute…do any parrots actually come from Norway? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2014, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6100 "2014-03-22T17:17:19Z")
Don’t you mean swallows? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2014, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6101 "2014-03-22T17:24:17Z")
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