# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 307
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2014, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6122 "2014-03-23T03:02:21Z")
Ah, but can you hold the anchovy? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2014, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6123 "2014-03-23T03:07:22Z")
Won’t it squirm out of my fingers? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2014, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6124 "2014-03-23T03:19:41Z")
Do you have any anchovy paste? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2014, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6125 "2014-03-23T03:45:54Z")
Is that what makes the anchovies stick to the pizza? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2014, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6126 "2014-03-23T03:52:11Z")
Shouldn’t it stick to your ribs? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2014, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6127 "2014-03-23T03:54:51Z")
Do you know how stupid I’d look walking around with anchovies stuck to my torso? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2014, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6128 "2014-03-23T04:39:02Z")
Would it be any more stupid than you look already? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2014, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6129 "2014-03-23T04:41:59Z")
Where did you put the camera in my house? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2014, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6130 "2014-03-23T05:24:01Z")
Doesn’t your cell phone have a camera? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2014, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6131 "2014-03-23T14:05:02Z")
Did he access my cell phone camera for his own nefarious purposes? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2014, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6132 "2014-03-23T14:38:18Z")
Is it true the NSA can track you via your cell phone, even when it’s turned off? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2014, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6133 "2014-03-23T16:04:39Z")
Do you know they don’t need to, now they’ve outfitted you with a GPS implant? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2014, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6134 "2014-03-23T16:25:46Z")
Is that what this mysterious lump in my ass is? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2014, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6135 "2014-03-23T17:11:03Z")
Maybe someone’s just happy to see you? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2014, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6136 "2014-03-23T17:19:01Z")
It could be both, couldn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2014, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6137 "2014-03-23T17:24:41Z")
Are you saying that’s how they get the GPS implant up there in the first place? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2014, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6138 "2014-03-23T17:30:48Z")
Well, if you think awhile, it’s pretty obvious that…hey, why is that black helicopter following me? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2014, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6139 "2014-03-23T19:01:40Z")
Do you have a sufficiently high clearance level to get an answer to that question? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2014, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6140 "2014-03-23T19:03:06Z")
Didn’t you know that NSA stands for “No Such Agency”? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2014, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6141 "2014-03-23T20:19:48Z")
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