# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 318
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2014, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6342 "2014-03-31T21:17:54Z")
Don’t you know we only import the finest pundigria from Punama, Pungladesh, Pundonesia and the annals of ancient Macepunia? ---
**Author:** ![Athabasca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Athabasca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athabasca)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2014, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6343 "2014-03-31T22:09:00Z")
Don’t you think that’s taking things a bit too Fargo? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2014, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6344 "2014-03-31T22:29:19Z")
Have you ever considered, Winnepeg this thread for yet another pun, it Minot be as bad as you think? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2014, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6345 "2014-04-01T00:00:33Z")
Was the final score in the alphabet game Essex: Canaan? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2014, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6346 "2014-04-01T02:42:11Z")
If England has Middlesex, Essex, Sussex and Wessex, why isn’t there a Nossex? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2014, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6347 "2014-04-01T02:58:06Z")
Haven’t you heard of “Nossex, please, we’re British”? ---
**Author:** ![Athabasca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Athabasca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athabasca)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2014, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6348 "2014-04-01T03:07:09Z")
Forget Nossex, how about Bottomsex, or is that just too anal? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2014, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6349 "2014-04-01T03:08:33Z")
Well, how many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2014, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6350 "2014-04-01T03:56:49Z")
When Elton John got married, did he take David up the aisle? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2014, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6351 "2014-04-01T13:18:12Z")
I thought that was in May; isn’t he going to be Queen of the Maypole? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2014, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6352 "2014-04-01T13:23:57Z")
_peers in … pondering …_ What the Sam Hill direction now? _…exits …_ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2014, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6353 "2014-04-01T14:03:10Z")
Who is Sam Hill and why does Vita Beata hang out with him? ---
**Author:** ![Athabasca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Athabasca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athabasca)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2014, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6354 "2014-04-01T15:40:51Z")
Was someone expecting the Spanish Inquisition? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2014, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6355 "2014-04-01T15:44:27Z")
Why, have they been delayed? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2014, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6356 "2014-04-01T17:17:24Z")
Did someone expect them, for once? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2014, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6357 "2014-04-01T17:34:46Z")
Couldn’t they have tweeted, or at least have sent an e-mail? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2014, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6358 "2014-04-01T19:33:06Z")
But nobody’s supposed to expect them, isn’t that the point? ---
**Author:** ![Athabasca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Athabasca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athabasca)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2014, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6359 "2014-04-01T20:36:59Z")
What to expect when you’re expectorating? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2014, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6360 "2014-04-01T20:48:16Z")
Do you get a feeling in your pectorals? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2014, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6361 "2014-04-01T21:22:26Z")
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