# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 320
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2014, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6382 "2014-04-02T23:51:44Z")
Why don’t you hook up your chronosynclastic infundibulum? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6383 "2014-04-03T00:06:06Z")
Has all our unobtanium become discombobulated? ---
**Author:** ![Athabasca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Athabasca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athabasca)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6384 "2014-04-03T00:37:04Z")
Does a bear shit in the woods? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6385 "2014-04-03T00:47:31Z")
Black, Grizzly, or Panda? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6386 "2014-04-03T01:13:38Z")
And what if the Pope is from Argentina? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6387 "2014-04-03T01:17:05Z")
Did taking high holy orders lighten up Francis? ---
**Author:** ![Athabasca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Athabasca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athabasca)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6388 "2014-04-03T03:36:16Z")
Did Francis inhale? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6389 "2014-04-03T04:14:34Z")
You mean the talking mule? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6390 "2014-04-03T15:47:33Z")
Maybe Donald O’Connor inhaled, and that’s why he thought the beast was talking to him? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6391 "2014-04-03T15:53:09Z")
Maybe Sinéad O’Connor was talking to the beast, and that’s why she ripped up the Pope? ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6392 "2014-04-03T16:51:30Z")
> [@buddha\_david](#): > > Was Odysseus lost because he thought his hometown was in the Catskills? :: / not in gam:confused: / :: :: / in game / :: But really, is the Pope Catholic? Does that even need to be asked? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6393 "2014-04-03T17:46:44Z")
Are there any questions so silly we dare not ask them? ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6394 "2014-04-03T18:09:18Z")
Like this? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6395 "2014-04-03T19:45:36Z")
Well, that’s not a particularly silly question, is it? You couldn’t get a government grant to ask questions like that, now could you? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6396 "2014-04-03T20:57:53Z")
We DO have the same government, don’t we? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6397 "2014-04-03T21:07:05Z")
Texas hasn’t actually seceded yet, have they? ---
**Author:** ![leftfield6](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leftfield6/32/18780_2.png) [@leftfield6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leftfield6)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6398 "2014-04-03T22:43:29Z")
Is it wrong of me to wish they had? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6399 "2014-04-03T23:27:44Z")
Were the southern states seeded by the order in which they seceded? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6400 "2014-04-03T23:49:42Z")
If they’d heeded what was needed would they have been impeded? ---
**Author:** ![Athabasca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Athabasca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athabasca)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6401 "2014-04-04T01:13:48Z")
> [@buddha\_david](#): > > Maybe Sinéad O’Connor was talking to the beast, and that’s why she ripped up the Pope? Are we saying the Holy Father is a jackass? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=319) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=321)