# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 321
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6402 "2014-04-04T02:02:51Z")
Wouldn’t that be a Cardinal sin? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6403 "2014-04-04T02:37:16Z")
Are we doing birds again? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6404 "2014-04-04T03:16:59Z")
If I’m roasting a turkey, do I need to flip the bird? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6405 "2014-04-04T03:19:26Z")
What kind of a stool pigeon are you, anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6406 "2014-04-04T03:25:09Z")
Is it true what I heard that if your parents are not married, that makes you the baster? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6407 "2014-04-04T03:26:39Z")
Hey, I’m not the one robin the cradle, am I? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6408 "2014-04-04T03:36:00Z")
Don’t you think toucan play this game? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6409 "2014-04-04T03:46:46Z")
If we gandered owl the puns in the world together, searching from pheasant and royalty alike, would it drive us stork raven mad? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6410 "2014-04-04T04:38:11Z")
Wouldn’t that be fowl? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6411 "2014-04-04T06:28:16Z")
Should I just say “tit”, “gamecock” and “swallow” just to avoid temptation? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6412 "2014-04-04T12:53:57Z")
Couldn’t you sparrow us that indignity? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6413 "2014-04-04T12:55:31Z")
Am I cuckoo? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6414 "2014-04-04T13:05:25Z")
Is this thread for the birds, or what? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6415 "2014-04-04T13:11:01Z")
Is that from Lincoln’s Gettysbird Address? Y’know, “with mallards toward none, with chickadee for all… this nation of the birds, by the birds, and for the birds, shall not partridge from this earth.”? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6416 "2014-04-04T15:31:54Z")
Should we be tweeting these? ---
**Author:** ![Athabasca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Athabasca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athabasca)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6417 "2014-04-04T15:42:41Z")
Maybe we should all just flock off? (No malice intended, just staying in character for the piece) ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6418 "2014-04-04T15:46:01Z")
If I goose my sexy neighbor, will I need to duck? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6419 "2014-04-04T15:49:53Z")
What are you, a raven lunatic? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6420 "2014-04-04T17:09:12Z")
Didn’t you mean loonatic? ---
**Author:** ![Athabasca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Athabasca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athabasca)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6421 "2014-04-04T22:07:43Z")
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