# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 323
**Author:** ![Athabasca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Athabasca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athabasca)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2014, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6442 "2014-04-05T20:45:09Z")
The question is, would Solo tear his Bonaparte? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2014, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6443 "2014-04-05T20:55:28Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Should I do a Solo? Aria changing the subject already? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2014, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6444 "2014-04-05T21:34:35Z")
Do you not know of Napoleon Solo, the Man from U.N.C.L.E., et Illya? ---
**Author:** ![Athabasca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Athabasca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athabasca)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2014, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6445 "2014-04-06T00:28:49Z")
Are you Kuryakidding me? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2014, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6446 "2014-04-06T01:10:00Z")
Is it true that Pussy Galore got her name because she owned over 30 cats? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2014, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6447 "2014-04-06T01:51:28Z")
Or was she just a labia-ist for vaginal puns? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2014, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6448 "2014-04-06T02:25:00Z")
Is this Much Ado About Nothing? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2014, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6449 "2014-04-06T02:43:06Z")
Or a cock and bull story? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2014, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6450 "2014-04-06T03:47:32Z")
Wren did we go back to bird puns? ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2014, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6451 "2014-04-06T04:32:32Z")
Did Bob Marley ask “hey mon, you meant to fire me?”? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2014, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6452 "2014-04-06T04:56:45Z")
Wouldn’t he be more likely to fire up a doobie? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2014, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6453 "2014-04-06T05:31:35Z")
Is there treble on the homefront? ---
**Author:** ![Athabasca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Athabasca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athabasca)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2014, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6454 "2014-04-06T14:38:08Z")
Am I glad there are no more puns? (Yes) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2014, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6455 "2014-04-06T16:13:18Z")
How shall we then proceed in the face of this dire pun shortage? Are we truly at a loss for words? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2014, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6456 "2014-04-06T16:20:36Z")
If puns are considered the lowest form of wit, what’s the highest? ---
**Author:** ![Athabasca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Athabasca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athabasca)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2014, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6457 "2014-04-06T16:24:47Z")
> [@buddha\_david](#): > > If puns are considered the lowest form of wit, what’s the highest? Character assassination of most-hated tyrants? Who shall go first, Stephen Harper or Josef Stalin? ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2014, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6458 "2014-04-06T16:38:39Z")
Do you know any victims or relatives? Wouldn’t that kind of bring down the vibe, even if some of those Hitler reacting-to YouTubes are pretty good? Could we switch to, I don’t know, eschatological questions? Although if Stephen Harper can stand it, who am I to complain? Who is Stephen Harper? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2014, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6459 "2014-04-06T16:48:14Z")
Don’t keep up on Canadian politics, eh? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2014, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6460 "2014-04-06T16:59:49Z")
Canadians don’t really say “eh?” all the time, do they, eh? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2014, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6461 "2014-04-06T17:21:03Z")
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