# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 326
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2014, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6502 "2014-04-08T15:55:15Z")
Did you almost cut your hair? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2014, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6503 "2014-04-08T16:15:34Z")
Do y’know, it happened just the other day? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2014, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6504 "2014-04-08T16:20:56Z")
Does it really happen? ---
**Author:** ![Athabasca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Athabasca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athabasca)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2014, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6505 "2014-04-08T16:33:29Z")
Don’t wooden ships on the water just sink? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2014, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6506 "2014-04-08T16:46:45Z")
Don’t loose lips sink ships? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2014, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6507 "2014-04-08T18:23:01Z")
When will my ship come in? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2014, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6508 "2014-04-08T18:36:23Z")
Will you board your ship to seas opportunities? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2014, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6509 "2014-04-08T19:14:18Z")
Will you call us so we can wave goodbye? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2014, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6510 "2014-04-08T19:28:21Z")
Obviously, I meant spaceship – has anyone else found one yet? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2014, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6511 "2014-04-08T20:04:14Z")
Could you take a flying carpet instead of a spaceship, or would that be too rugged of an experience? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2014, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6512 "2014-04-08T20:08:44Z")
Did you want one with Ion Drive or Warp-powered? And, do you want fins? ---
**Author:** ![Athabasca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Athabasca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athabasca)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2014, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6513 "2014-04-08T21:53:13Z")
Oh, fins please. And do you have an overhead cam you can spare? Cards in the spokes make such a nice sound, don’t you think? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2014, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6514 "2014-04-08T22:06:04Z")
Which spokes? The ones for the anti-matter turbine or the Wheel of Destiny? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2014, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6515 "2014-04-08T22:59:19Z")
Actually, I want a ship piloted by one of those creepy floating worm-like things in Lynch’s _Dune_, which enables interstellar travel by folding space/time itself; has anybody seen one on Craigslist? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2014, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6516 "2014-04-09T00:06:08Z")
Wasn’t there one last week on [Overstock.com](http://Overstock.com)? ---
**Author:** ![Waymore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Waymore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waymore)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2014, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6517 "2014-04-09T00:24:10Z")
Didn’t we agree never to speak of [Overstock.com](http://Overstock.com) again? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2014, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6518 "2014-04-09T01:53:44Z")
But what if [Overstock.com](http://Overstock.com) is talking about us behind our backs? ---
**Author:** ![Waymore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Waymore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waymore)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2014, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6519 "2014-04-09T02:34:40Z")
Did we forget to take our medicine today? ---
**Author:** ![Athabasca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Athabasca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athabasca)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2014, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6520 "2014-04-09T04:06:47Z")
Blue pill or red pill, Neo? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2014, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6521 "2014-04-09T04:09:32Z")
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