# Questions Only

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2014, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6522 "2014-04-09T04:42:51Z")

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Doesn’t purple get you stuck in between both worlds?? :eek:

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**Author:** ![Waymore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Waymore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waymore)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2014, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6523 "2014-04-09T06:02:51Z")

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Would that be such a terrible place to be?

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2014, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6524 "2014-04-09T06:38:43Z")

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It would be awful…where would you set down your drink?

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**Author:** ![Waymore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Waymore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waymore)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2014, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6525 "2014-04-09T07:10:26Z")

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Do you think that guy over there would mind if I placed on his head?

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**Author:** ![Athabasca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Athabasca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athabasca)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2014, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6526 "2014-04-09T13:46:17Z")

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> [@Waymore](#):
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> Do you think that guy over there would mind if I placed on his head?

You mean if you stood on **his** head?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2014, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6527 "2014-04-09T14:14:17Z")

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Oh, are the acrobats back in town?

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2014, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6528 "2014-04-09T14:17:44Z")

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Are acrobats a type of vampire bat?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2014, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6529 "2014-04-09T14:20:35Z")

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Haven’t you ever heard of the Amazing Renfield and His Transylvanian Troup?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2014, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6530 "2014-04-09T16:57:40Z")

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He’s not going to eat more bugs, is he?

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**Author:** ![Athabasca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Athabasca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athabasca)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2014, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6531 "2014-04-09T17:42:24Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> Haven’t you ever heard of the Amazing Renfield and His Transylvanian Troup?

Whatever happened to the Transylvanian Twist?

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2014, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6532 "2014-04-09T18:13:22Z")

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Is that the kind of dance where you suck blood from your partner’s neck while gyrating to the music?

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**Author:** ![Athabasca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Athabasca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athabasca)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2014, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6533 "2014-04-09T20:30:35Z")

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Aren’t all dances like that?

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**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2014, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6534 "2014-04-09T20:39:28Z")

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Are the Pepperdrones reporting our activities again?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2014, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6535 "2014-04-09T20:54:03Z")

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Do you whistle while you twerk?

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2014, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6536 "2014-04-09T23:31:07Z")

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Does smoke get in your thighs?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2014, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6537 "2014-04-10T00:21:04Z")

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Dost thou wist to twist?

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**Author:** ![Athabasca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Athabasca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athabasca)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2014, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6538 "2014-04-10T00:22:32Z")

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Can we twist again, like we did last summer?

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2014, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6539 "2014-04-10T00:42:47Z")

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I have no idea what you did last summer(…or do I?)

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2014, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6540 "2014-04-10T01:17:27Z")

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What’ll you do when the NSA finish reviewing the tapes I sent 'em?

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2014, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6541 "2014-04-10T01:21:03Z")

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What makes you think they didn’t already have them?

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