# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 329
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2014, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6562 "2014-04-10T22:03:19Z")
As a Fine Art Appraiser of 15 years standing, don’t you think I should be dubious? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2014, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6563 "2014-04-10T22:57:15Z")
15 years standing? Shouldn’t you sit down for a bit? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2014, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6564 "2014-04-10T22:59:19Z")
Aren’t you keeping rather busy here on the SDMB to notice a few “off” brushworks on that Rembrandt? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2014, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6565 "2014-04-10T23:07:28Z")
Am I the only one here who’s partial to Vermeer over Rembrant? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2014, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6566 "2014-04-10T23:12:48Z")
Would you have a light for my Dutch Master? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2014, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6567 "2014-04-10T23:21:36Z")
D’y’know Madame Pepperwinkle prefers Jan van Eyck? ---
**Author:** ![Athabasca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Athabasca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athabasca)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2014, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6568 "2014-04-10T23:59:44Z")
I would walk a mile for a Camel, but wouldn’t anyone? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2014, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6569 "2014-04-11T00:14:01Z")
Would you walk two miles for a Marlboro, like I’ve done? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2014, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6570 "2014-04-11T00:22:33Z")
Don’t you mean “as I’ve done”? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2014, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6571 "2014-04-11T00:25:56Z")
Are we to call you Professor Pedant now? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Athabasca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Athabasca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athabasca)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2014, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6572 "2014-04-11T00:29:25Z")
> [@buddha\_david](#): > > Would you walk two miles for a Marlboro, like I’ve done? I did for the Marlboro _Man_ doncha know? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2014, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6573 "2014-04-11T00:37:00Z")
> [@buddha\_david](#): > > Are we to call you Professor Pedant now? 😛 Haven’t you noticed by now that the SDMB is THE place for picking a nit? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2014, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6574 "2014-04-11T02:39:25Z")
So we’re a bunch of nit wits? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2014, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6575 "2014-04-11T02:49:35Z")
No, we’re witty pickers, aren’t we? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2014, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6576 "2014-04-11T03:15:29Z")
Little old pea pickers? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2014, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6577 "2014-04-11T03:40:26Z")
Peter Piper picked a peck of packed paprika-pickled peppers? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2014, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6578 "2014-04-11T03:52:11Z")
Did you know I’ve been to Hamelin, Germany, site of the legendary Pied Piper? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2014, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6579 "2014-04-11T11:14:37Z")
Did you see any children there? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2014, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6580 "2014-04-11T13:07:14Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > Did you know I’ve been to Hamelin, Germany, site of the legendary Pied Piper? But have you been to Reno, Chicago, Fargo, Minnesota, Buffalo, Toronto, Winslow, Sarasota, Wichita, Tulsa, Ottawa, Oklahoma, Tampa, Panama, Mattawa, La Paloma, Bangor, Baltimore, Salvador, Amarillo, Tocapillo, Baranquilla, and Perdilla, Boston, Charleston, Dayton, Louisiana, Washington, Houston, Kingston, Texarkana, Monterey, Faraday, Santa Fe, Tallapoosa, Glen Rock, Black Rock, Little Rock, Oskaloosa, Tennessee to Tennesse Chicopee, Spirit Lake, Grand Lake, Devils Lake, Crater Lake, Louisville, Nashville, Knoxville, Ombabika, Schefferville, Jacksonville, Waterville, Costa Rica, Pittsfield, Springfield, Bakersfield, Shreveport, Hackensack, Cadillac, Fond du Lac, Davenport, Idaho, Jellico, Argentina, Diamantina, Pasadena, Catalina, Pittsburgh, Parkersburg, Gravelbourg, Colorado, Ellensburg, Rexburg, Vicksburg, Eldorado, Larimore, Atmore, Haverstraw, Chatanika, Chaska, Nebraska, Alaska, Opelika, Baraboo, Waterloo, Kalamazoo, Kansas City, Sioux City, Cedar City, or Dodge City? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2014, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6581 "2014-04-11T13:18:41Z")
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