# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 332
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2014, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6622 "2014-04-15T00:32:28Z")
Why fly when you can teleport? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2014, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6623 "2014-04-15T01:08:00Z")
Doesn’t teleportation violate the laws of thermodynamics? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2014, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6624 "2014-04-15T01:58:36Z")
Weren’t laws made to be broken? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2014, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6625 "2014-04-15T02:19:57Z")
Is that your judicial opinion? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2014, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6626 "2014-04-15T02:42:50Z")
And has that defense ever worked? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2014, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6627 "2014-04-15T04:27:27Z")
Didn’t Isaac Newton himself say the best defense is a good offense? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2014, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6628 "2014-04-15T05:50:32Z")
I thought he invented those fig cookies? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2014, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6629 "2014-04-15T08:55:29Z")
Isaac was a Keebler elf? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2014, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6630 "2014-04-15T10:59:18Z")
Are you insinuating something? ---
**Author:** ![Athabasca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Athabasca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athabasca)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2014, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6631 "2014-04-15T13:21:04Z")
Maybe Isaac’s mom made good cookies? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2014, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6632 "2014-04-15T13:55:52Z")
Did Isaac’s mom have a good cookie? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2014, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6633 "2014-04-15T14:24:44Z")
If we let “I” represent Isaac in his normative state, and “M” be Isaac’s mother on a good day and ready to bake a batch of cookies, and “A” any additional variables common to daily life in Isaac’s time, then how bad would those variables have to be to receive the result “I + M + A = Rock”? Anyone? Anyone? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2014, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6634 "2014-04-15T14:25:56Z")
Which is better, 3rd Rock from the Sun or 30 Rock? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2014, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6635 "2014-04-15T14:42:08Z")
Well, which has more cookies? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2014, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6636 "2014-04-15T14:51:44Z")
Was it Duran Duran who invented “O, Rio” cookies? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2014, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6637 "2014-04-15T15:01:16Z")
Did they invent them in Baltimore, home of the Orioles? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2014, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6638 "2014-04-15T15:06:50Z")
Quoth the Ravens, “Got Milk?” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2014, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6639 "2014-04-15T15:10:59Z")
How many people can quote the entire Raven poem from the Simpsons Treehouse of Horror episode? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2014, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6640 "2014-04-15T15:17:22Z")
Does it count if I can recite the entire script of Stark Ravin’ Dad? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2014, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6641 "2014-04-15T15:57:47Z")
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