# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 333
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2014, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6642 "2014-04-15T16:18:11Z")
Like I just did? Weren’t you listening? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2014, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6643 "2014-04-15T16:33:45Z")
Ha! You call THAT really, really fast? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2014, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6644 "2014-04-15T17:18:19Z")
Are you calling a repairman for those Pepperdrone sound systems? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2014, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6645 "2014-04-15T18:00:22Z")
See? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2014, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6646 "2014-04-15T18:01:25Z")
I can recite it so fast, it will make time go backwards…ready? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2014, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6647 "2014-04-15T18:08:45Z")
Does that mean we can all have cookies after all? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2014, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6648 "2014-04-15T18:28:34Z")
I sent them back to Monday via FedEx, weren’t you at home? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2014, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6649 "2014-04-15T20:00:46Z")
Don’t you just hate when that time warp @\*%# happens? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2014, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6650 "2014-04-15T20:02:06Z")
Well, then, should I apologize for what happens to you next Monday now? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2014, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6651 "2014-04-15T21:36:34Z")
Should I report Prof. Pepperwinkle for putting out a hex for next Monday? ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2014, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6652 "2014-04-15T22:02:25Z")
25 or 6 to 4? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2014, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6653 "2014-04-15T22:37:39Z")
Questions 67 and 68? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2014, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6654 "2014-04-15T23:17:51Z")
Did we ever get an answer when we’re knocking at the door? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2014, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6655 "2014-04-15T23:54:08Z")
Knock knock knocking on Heaven’s door? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2014, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6656 "2014-04-16T00:09:06Z")
Why does St. Peter have horns and a pointy tail? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2014, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6657 "2014-04-16T00:15:20Z")
Ooh, did you run into Old Nick instead of Pete? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2014, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6658 "2014-04-16T01:44:05Z")
Did you rob Peter to pay Paul? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2014, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6659 "2014-04-16T02:02:30Z")
Didja peel the pearl right off the gates? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2014, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6660 "2014-04-16T03:43:58Z")
Didja hear the one about the rich man who was allowed to bring one suitcase into heaven, so he filled it with bars of gold, and when he arrived St. Peter looked bewildered and said: _“Of all the things you could’ve brought, why did you bring paving stones?”_ ---
**Author:** ![Waymore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Waymore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waymore)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2014, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6661 "2014-04-16T04:49:42Z")
If I’ve not heard that one, does that mean my ears are broken? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=332) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=334)