# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 335
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2014, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6682 "2014-04-16T18:28:32Z")
Not mine, so whose drones? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2014, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6683 "2014-04-16T23:54:45Z")
Is this a Game of Drones? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2014, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6684 "2014-04-17T00:17:49Z")
Can’t we get those cute, Twinkie-shaped minions, instead? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2014, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6685 "2014-04-17T00:33:21Z")
Don’t you know that no one uses those, because a Twinkie defense never works? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2014, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6686 "2014-04-17T00:46:23Z")
Isn’t a good offense the best defense? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2014, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6687 "2014-04-17T01:03:04Z")
If that’s the best defense, what’s the best offense? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2014, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6688 "2014-04-17T01:11:42Z")
Didn’t Teddy Roosevelt say it was a big stick? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2014, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6689 "2014-04-17T01:15:57Z")
Which is a better deterrent: a baseball bat or a lightsaber? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2014, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6690 "2014-04-17T01:18:31Z")
Can’t I choose an army of rabid monkeys? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2014, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6691 "2014-04-17T01:25:06Z")
Do you mean a squadron or a full scale army? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2014, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6692 "2014-04-17T01:27:49Z")
Could I have the flying monkeys in _The Wizard of Oz_? ---
**Author:** ![Athabasca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Athabasca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athabasca)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2014, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6693 "2014-04-17T01:34:05Z")
How about a battalion of baboons? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2014, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6694 "2014-04-17T01:34:52Z")
Can I use them as gorilla warriors? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2014, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6695 "2014-04-17T01:36:31Z")
Are they kept in an apiary? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2014, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6696 "2014-04-17T01:50:31Z")
Why all this monkey business? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2014, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6697 "2014-04-17T02:01:24Z")
What are you gibbon me a hard time for? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2014, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6698 "2014-04-17T02:44:27Z")
Is there simian to watch over me? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2014, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6699 "2014-04-17T03:15:25Z")
If monkeys lay in the sun too long, do they get an orangu-tan? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2014, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6700 "2014-04-17T03:25:19Z")
Did we hear through the apevine that current puns involve primates? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2014, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6701 "2014-04-17T05:09:47Z")
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