# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 336
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2014, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6702 "2014-04-17T13:34:44Z")
Didja know Marmoset there’d be days like these? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2014, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6703 "2014-04-17T14:38:31Z")
Don’t you know I’ve seen all kinds of monkeys, from chimpan-As to chimpan-Zs? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2014, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6704 "2014-04-17T14:39:27Z")
Is isn’t it a case of lemur le merrier? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2014, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6705 "2014-04-17T15:11:21Z")
Are we again gibbon you the benefit of the doubt? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2014, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6706 "2014-04-17T15:42:12Z")
Would you be a monkey’s uncle? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2014, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6707 "2014-04-17T18:04:54Z")
If I’m a monkey’s uncle, which species is his aunt? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2014, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6708 "2014-04-17T18:18:03Z")
Formica polyctena? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2014, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6709 "2014-04-17T18:19:26Z")
Did you just sneeze? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2014, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6710 "2014-04-17T18:25:33Z")
Will Buddha Dave marry that wood ant with a fantsy wedding in Frants, making their union permanant? ---
**Author:** ![Athabasca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Athabasca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athabasca)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2014, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6711 "2014-04-17T18:55:30Z")
Isn’t Formica for countertops? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2014, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6712 "2014-04-17T18:58:40Z")
Didn’t you get your invitation yet? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2014, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6713 "2014-04-17T19:09:22Z")
Is that a proposal? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2014, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6714 "2014-04-17T19:14:15Z")
Are you asking if that is an indecant proposal? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2014, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6715 "2014-04-17T19:15:11Z")
Who couldn’t use a million dollars? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2014, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6716 "2014-04-17T19:26:13Z")
Would you then search for an accountant? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2014, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6717 "2014-04-17T21:51:24Z")
Couldn’t you just use AccounTemps? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2014, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6718 "2014-04-17T22:29:58Z")
Am I alone working on the “ant” puns here? ---
**Author:** ![Athabasca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Athabasca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athabasca)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2014, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6719 "2014-04-18T01:08:36Z")
Isn’t that evidant? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2014, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6720 "2014-04-18T01:12:10Z")
I c-an’t think of any puns, is it that import-ant? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2014, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6721 "2014-04-18T03:44:17Z")
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